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DarrenK89

25 Bristol, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Well first, thanks for bothering to read this profile. I'll try to make it as non-boring and informative as possible.

So there's this guy right. He's not the most talkative at first but get a few drinks in him and he'll start to talk about all kinds of weird crap. I mean really weird, his mind must be one odd maze filled with movie cliches and inappropriate one liners.

Anyway we met at the pub like most young people and he starts going on about these ridiculous adventures he's supposedly been on. Something about floating on the river Avon in the summer filled with 99p cider. Sounded pretty fun minus the sinking bit.

He also plays guitar, he's not shit but give him a few months and he'll be going places. Probably some awful open mic night with the dodgy speakers. Let's just hope no one asks him to sing, god that voice...

Saying his film choice is odd would be an understatement. It sounded like he's seen everything minus all the good films. Nothing but stuff I've never heard of, Pixar and 80s action movies. Yippie-Ki-Yay... ...what does that even mean? Also don't get me started on his TV watching, i'm not sure he even owns a TV. Weirdo.

He says he's making a computer game or something. Flew completely above my head. Told me he learned how to code and is making a terrible mobile game. Well if it works fair play. Would probably keep him in cider for a while. Better than working those weird shifts he does.

Yea odd fellow. Complete odd ball but harmless. 6/10 would chat again if in same room.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach sushi schools at work and entertain the customers for tips to make ends meet.

In my spare time I'm usually playing guitar or working on a game to be released (millions won't make themselves). That or socializing with friends.
I’m really good at
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Day dreaming and creating stuff that does things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I always wear odd socks. It's like a running joke at work or something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book:
Yes man - Danny Wallace, This book literally changed my life. It inspired me to live a more open minded and therefore more exciting and happy life. I have done so many things just because I thought why not, I once sailed from Bath to Bristol on a child's dinghy just because. It rained, we sank but it was hilarious and we got some really cool photos from it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My housemates cat. He's awesome
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just random mind doodles. Bit like in Scrubs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work wishing I worked normal people hours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little bit unpredictable. Have a real rock star personality. Just ask my work mates ;)
You should message me if
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Your looking for that day dreamer to chat shit with

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