I will NOT be hooking up with you. Stop wasting your time by messaging me.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU!

Herro random member of Okc.

I am your average nerdy, lame, fatty girl. I spend most of my time in my room reading comics online, playing video games and just browsing the Internets.

I used to have this whole section filled out on another profile but then I accidentally deleted it... But that gave me a chance to start over new. So here I am! Starting over new. Yeah. It's going to be hard for me to fill this out... My last profile was perfect. Ugh why did I delete what I wrote?! Sadface.


I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp
I live life like the captain of a sinking ship
The one thing that i can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, i suggest you stay fair with me

I am the self proclaimed Meme Queen, if you don't like it you can just stfu because I don't care.

What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?

There are 10 types of people in the world
Those who under stand binary and those who don't

You wanna know why my W, D, and A keys are all worn, but not my S key? It's because I NEVER BACK DOWN

I am really nerdy even though apparently I do not look nerdy. I smoke weed, I go to raves, I love The Venture Bros, Pirate Seriously. I love pirates. I am addicted to caffine, Like seriously. I love coffee. I need to almost every morning.

I am just living in the moment. Not really thinking about tomorrow. I just want to try and enjoy my life for the moment. I dont have any type of made up plan.

Hmm Most of my time is spent on the computer playing lame games like WoW or just chatting with people online. - Update!- I don't play WoW anymore so stop trying to impress me with what type of Armor you have! Now the game just annoys me.

My life is not very exciting but when I do decide to leave my house I spend it with close friends visiting internet cafes, coffee shops, parks, movies, raves, beaches, shows, parties.

Ma vie est ennuyeuse. Aidez-moi à le rendre plus passionnant.

I dont drive.
I dont go to school.
I dont work. I kinda work. But it's not a normal steady job.

Board games, I rule at them. I love love love playing them. Seriously I will take you down in Cranium. well... only if my partner in the game is cool otherwise I'll lose. Sadface.

Baking ^-^ I love to bake. I will make an awesome house wife someday.. kind of... Maybe... >.>

and making people realize that chubby girls can be sexy too
Yeah I just said that.

Oh!

Im amazingly good at doing The Time Warp

Its astounding... time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll!

Hmm most likely my hair, its either looks rad or looks like
shit.

Then that im a very fat girl. Ive got huge boobs and an ass to
match

Or that I tend to keep to myself when im alone, im not outgoing at
all. I am incredibly shy and timid in person. I wont approach you
first. And if you smile at me I will just look away. Im kinda
awkward.

Or sometimes people look at me and go " Holy crap thats the
most awesome girl in the world! The awesome-ness is just flowing from her!"
Yeah true story.
Im pretty fucking awesome
And you love it!
YOU LOVE IT!
ಠ_ಠ

Books- I love to read I really do, but I mostly read cheesy romance novels ^-^ But here are some books that have earned a place in my heart. Lucky Wander boy, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ,The Zombie Survival Guide, Clays Way, Treasure Island,World War Z,Wicked, If Chins Could Kill, Shawshank Redemption,A Briefer history of the universe, Running With Scissors, Memoirs of a Geisha

Movies- Rocky Horror Picture Show, Serenity, Slc Punk, Orange County, Shaun of the Dead, V for vendetta, Star Wars! <3 ,The Fith Element ,Hook, Kung Fu Panda, Kung Fu Hustle, Xaolin soccer, Muppet Treasure Island, Three Musketeers, Watchmen ,The end of Evangelion , Evangelion: Death and Rebirth, Monty Python ,The Count of Monte Cristo, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, ((Anything created by Sam Rami and Tim burton)), All Zombie films!, Musicals!, Action, Comedy! Anything by Wes Anderson

Music- Im not going to sit here and name random bands but i will tell you a few that I couldnt live without, Tenacious D,Mc Chris,The Guilty Parties, Yoko Kanno , The Aquabats, Muse, Corvus Corax, Hyper Crush, Dir En Grey, Flight of the Concords, Mudvayne, Ludo, LMFAO, Hyper Crush, Keith Apicary, Portish head, Mc Frontalot, Mc Lars, Murs, Cake, The Weeknd, Cocorosie, Adele, Schaffer The Darklord, Jonathon Coulton

I will just say I listen to all types of music except for Country and Gospel.

Food- Eh im not a picky girl i just dont like uber spicy food or sushi. (( I know shame on me, everyone loves sushi.. or onions... or some other vegetables >.>; ))

A good internet connection.
Dr.pepper
Fighting games
Friends
Sex
Cell phone

Music, There is always some sort of tune running through my mind. Music is so incredible it can change your mood completely with just a few meaningful words and a rhythmic beat.

I spend a lot of time laying in bed thinking about the 'What ifs' in my life. All the little things that I did or didn't do and i try to piece together stories of how differently my life would have been from one little words or the decision to visit someone. Its so interesting how such small insignificant things can change your life so drastically. Every Action has an Equal and Opposite Reaction.

Eggs... They are pretty much chicken period. Gross huh?

ZOMBIES! Are you ready for them? I am.

The Venture Bros! Yeah... Its my newest obsession. Mmm The Mighty Monarch. <3

My life isn't that exciting but i spend a lot of time at a internet cafe, but it seems that almost every friday im either drinking at the internet cafe while dancing to techno music or just relaxing with myself or friends and playing video games with this loser FrothyxDaydream I love him to death, if you want to try and get with me your going to have to talk to him about it first, hes like a bouncer at a club chilling outside my panties checking I.d's and shit <3

I used to rave on Friday nights. That is a rarity these days.

Update!
These days im honestly just sitting on the computer looking at facebook and okc while watching stuff on netflix or listening to music. My life isnt very exciting at the moment. Just being honest.

I spend most Friday nights playing video games and thinking about my next D&D session.

I think men in kilts are incredibly hot.

I still suck my thumb ^-^

I am madly in love with Jack black and Bruce Campbell
Oh and Mc Chris
<33333

I have an incredible fear of Aliens

I simply love the first kiss. I think they are incredibly cute.
Each person wanting it but to scared to make the move, Ah the first
kiss.. So adorable.

Scruffy faced boys are so damn yummy. I love facial hair, always
have, always will. Im not sure why but its just awesome.

You are a cool nerdy stoner who just wants to hang out, watch movies, play video games and smoke.

Also if you are a Dungeon Master Seriously. I used to play with my brother and all his friends but I haven't done that in years. I want to start again though. Play D&D with me!