DarthBeast
37 Astoria, NY
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My self-summary
I am an asshole. I say rude and messed up things. It's part of my charm. I get away with this because of my puckish demeanor . It is because of my faith in the human race that I am ultimately misguided, which leads me to get angry often.
What I’m doing with my life
I have decided to become a devil worshipper. I always rooted for the underdog and I think the devil is getting a bad rap. I am also studying to become the first table whisperer. I started writing again hopefully I'll get published and two people will buy my book. I am currently trying to open by own business. It revolves around coupling the living impaired together in what I call Love coffins.
I’m really good at
Being single. It's a gift really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I say crazy random inappropriate things. No filter between my brain and mouth. I have long girlish curly eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of my favorite have been The Dune series by Frank Herbert, Ender's game. The fire and Ice series. Terry Pratchett's discworld. I also like biographies. Currently reading The World according to Garp.
I love Horror, especially if it's bad. Dark comedies like a fish called Wanda and War of the Roses. When it comes to music i prefer 60,70,80,90's. As for food Spanish and Italian would be my top two but I'll try anything twice. I prefer Ice cream over cake. I also love a good burger/pizza.
The six things I could never do without
I don't know because every now and then I try to do without stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is that smell and is it me?
On a typical Friday night I am
On the island Perrito Fea. Drinking an exorbant amount of Pina Coladas, watching the surf, as the sun slowly sets. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had sex with a chihuaha. Don't worry it was concensual. She was a total bitch afterwards.
You should message me if
You want to discuss why man exists or what was the best cartoon ever. Extra credit: Does culture bring forth class in someone or vice versa?
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