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DarthBeast

36 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up a poor black child(if you got that movie reference we're golden.) I'm an easy going Comic/Sci Fi geek who ends up having crazy people come and tell him stories. While just trying to acheive the mundane I end up having the funniest of adventures. I say the most random things not necessarily politically correct things either. Anything else just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I honestly have no idea. All I ever wanted to be was happy. Haven't found happiness yet, still never give up! never surrender!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless Trivia. being corny. being geeky. making people laugh.taking comedy seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I say crazy random inappropriate things. No filter between my brain and mouth. I have long girlish curly eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mostly read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of my favorite have been The Dune series by Frank Herbert, Ender's game. The fire and Ice series. Terry Pratchett's discworld. I also like biographies.
I love Horror, especially if it's bad. Dark comedies like a fish called Wanda and War of the Roses. When it comes to music i prefer 60,70,80,90's. As for food Spanish and Italian would be my top two but I'll try anything twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know because every now and then I try to do without stuff. But if I had to choose I would say A great spring day.
My brother
Air
Fun conversation
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing.what are dogs thinking. How come I haven't ruled the world yet. Which came first the color or the fruit pertaining to naming orange.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the island Perrito Fea. Drinking an exorbant amount of Pina Coladas, watching the surf, as the sun slowly sets. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love musicals! I also double dip.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Wanna meet a nice guy who is funny and interesting. If you're into Movies,geeky stuff and the what not. If you can laugh at really bad horror movies.