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DarthBeast

37 Astoria, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an asshole. I say rude and messed up things. It's part of my charm. I get away with this because of my puckish demeanor . It is because of my faith in the human race that ultimately misguided that I get angry often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have decided to become a devil worshipper. I always rooted for the underdog and I think the devil is getting a bad rap. I am also studying to become the first table whisperer. I started writing again hopefully I'll get published and two people will buy my book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being single. It's a gift really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I say crazy random inappropriate things. No filter between my brain and mouth. I have long girlish curly eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of my favorite have been The Dune series by Frank Herbert, Ender's game. The fire and Ice series. Terry Pratchett's discworld. I also like biographies.
I love Horror, especially if it's bad. Dark comedies like a fish called Wanda and War of the Roses. When it comes to music i prefer 60,70,80,90's. As for food Spanish and Italian would be my top two but I'll try anything twice. I prefer Ice cream over cake. I also love a good burger/pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know because every now and then I try to do without stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is that smell and is it me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the island Perrito Fea. Drinking an exorbant amount of Pina Coladas, watching the surf, as the sun slowly sets. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had sex with a chihuaha. Don't worry it was concensual. She was a total bitch afterwards.
You should message me if
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You want to discuss why man exists or what was the best cartoon ever.