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DarthBeast

36 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am an asshole. I say rude and messed up things. It's part of my charm. I get away with this because of my puckish demeanor and my strategicly placed romantic actions. I'm also sexist so please stay away if you're a feminist, unless you're a hot naked feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have decided to become a devil worshipper. I always rooted for the underdog and I think the devil is getting a bad rap. I am also studying to become the first table whisperer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being single. It's a gift really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I say crazy random inappropriate things. No filter between my brain and mouth. I have long girlish curly eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of my favorite have been The Dune series by Frank Herbert, Ender's game. The fire and Ice series. Terry Pratchett's discworld. I also like biographies.
I love Horror, especially if it's bad. Dark comedies like a fish called Wanda and War of the Roses. When it comes to music i prefer 60,70,80,90's. As for food Spanish and Italian would be my top two but I'll try anything twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know because every now and then I try to do without stuff. But if I had to choose I would say A great spring day.
My brother
Air
Fun conversation
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is that smell and is it me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the island Perrito Fea. Drinking an exorbant amount of Pina Coladas, watching the surf, as the sun slowly sets. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had sex with a chihuaha. Don't worry it was concensual. She was a total bitch afterwards.
You should message me if
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Wanna have fun naked sex time or if you want to give me money.

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