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29 M Dundee, United Kingdom

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Last Online
Today – 9:20am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Doug, a human male from the bright and sunny city of Dundee. (Bright and sunny is an ever so slight exaggeration)

I would describe myself as a pretty normal guy but that's just boring, so instead I'll self identify as a Dinosaur! I'm fresh out of college, currently volunteering with a disabled children's charity to keep myself busy.

I'm a big geek and proud of it, love Sci-fi and comics etc. Star Wars is a slight obsession of mine, but don't worry I'm not some weirdo who believes he can use the force, although I have been known to try the Jedi mind trick on bartenders when I'm drunk. Who knows, one day it could work, and when it does, FREE RUM!

I like mostly classic rock and metal, Lacuna Coil and The Birthday Massacre being my favourites. I'm a generally happy and funny person, I'm a great listener and I find it quite easy to get along with people from most walks of life. Other interests include playing guitar, drawing, writing, and generally making a complete fool of myself after a few rums, but hey, nothing wrong with looking silly once in a while, if you can't laugh at yourself etc etc.

Physically, I'm not the tall dark and handsome guy with big muscles every woman I've ever met seems to be chasing, no I'm afraid I am skinny and lack any muscular definition, but I'm an intelligent, bright and cheerful guy, with no drama in my life, who will treat you with respect and make you laugh.

I've been single for a little over 6 months now, just looking to meet some nice ladies for a date or two, preferably with no expectations, I like to keep things casual, if a spark happens then awesome, but if not it's always fun to make a new friend! So feel free to say hello, I always enjoy a good chat.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently volunteering with a disabled kids charity, it's pretty fun so far but working with kids makes me feel old, they have much more energy than I. I'm looking into going back to college/uni soon, I want to study counselling and help other people with agoraphobia and social anxiety.
I’m really good at
Making tea. I also play guitar, and love to draw. Also DIY and building things. I will happily sit for hours and tear apart some random piece of technology, and rebuild it as a formidable war machine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have the bluest eyes on the planet. In P2 I won an award for having the prettiest eyes. It was kinda weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Star wars... nuff said!

Musical tastes include Lacuna Coil, Emilie Autumn, Def Leppard, AC/DC, The Birthday Massacre, Aerosmith, Kamelot, Dragonforce, Queen Adreena, Epica, and on occasion a small helping of Kenny Loggins. DANGER ZONE!

Books: I'm a big fan of Tom Clancy, love a good military drama. I also love science books, I'll read anything by Brian Cox or his band of merry physicists.

FIREFLY first and foremost. And Game of Thrones is the greatest thing to happen to the world ever. I also enjoy Big Bang, Arrow, Stargate, Walking Dead, Supernatural, Archer, BSG, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, and anything else related to Sci-fi or comics. Also 2 broke girls is my guilty pleasure.

As for food, nothing beats a nice chicken tikka, with a huge naan bread.
The six things I could never do without
1. Tea
2. Tea
3. More Tea
4. Another tea
5. Your tea if you don't finish it
6. Irn-bru
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, the final frontier. I once wrongly thought I had cracked faster than light travel with a relatively simple gizmo I put together, but all it actually did was startle a pigeon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing World of Warcraft, because my social life died a gruesome death when all my friends began to breed. I recently bought some stupidly fancy and expensive green tea which is the perfect accompaniment to a night of smashing Alliance skulls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My nipples glow in the dark thanks to a failed experiment involving mutated Jellyfish.
I'm also the proud owner of the catchphrase "Sweet Satan's buttcheeks in a blender!"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a genetic female with a penchant for geeky guys, and you want to prove to me that nice guys don't always finish last.