1. I'm terrified of water. 2. Knowing that, I once stabbed a small shark to death with a pair of scissors. 3. I've been sick every single Christmas Day of my life. 4. I've camped out for a video game. 5. I tend to overestimate how many facts I can think up for myself.
Note: I do not condone, nor do I often practice in, the act of shark murder. It was a long night and the shark was calling me names. He had it coming.
I am humorous, aloof, and robot!