I enjoy all kinds of Movies, and music (listening to Weekend Players on Pandora as I type this), and I especially enjoy attending performances at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival. An appreciation for the arts is required. It is so much better to share it with someone who appreciates it which means no snoring through Hamlet and no giggling during Julius Caesars death scene. Giggling during A Mid-Summer Nights Dream is ok and is encouraged also if you find A Christmas Story hysterical all the better. ASF's version last year rivaled the Film!
I am complex. What I seek in a partner is equally complex. My ideal mate would be adventurous and have a good yet twisted sence of humor. If you enjoy watching Family Guy you get bonus points. What do I find humorous? A Midsummer Nights Dream, Eddie Izzard, Let It Ride, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Blazing Saddles, a Christams Story, The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein (Fran-ken-steen) Airplane! & Monty Python. You would also be required to be proficient in the art of quoting movies where appropriate. I may consider on the job training if you show potential and are very cute. Othrwise I am willing to accept bribes (send bribes via PayPal to: firstname.lastname@example.org). I am passionate by nature and don't like to do anything "half assed" but prefer to do things "full assed". Or in other words anything worth doing is worth doing well. Mediocrity is not sexy. "Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself but talent instantly recognizes genius". If you have "just me" as a caption to any of your photos subtract a point and know you are already on probation. I am looking for extraordinary when it comes to a partner. I love banter and puns and will frequently make up silly songs and sing them as badly as possible. You will get bonus points for joining in if you dare, and extra credit for adding your own refrain. One point awarded for singing along if you can carry a tune and extra credit if you cant carry a tune but try anyway. Points will be deducted if you stare blankly at me and simply blink. The last girl to do that was banished to the used girlfriend lot and may still be there for all I know. She also stared at the drawings during pictionary while never uttering a single guess as to what the drawing was. And no it wasn't me, I know how to draw Yugoslavia!! It just occurred to me I should have checked her for a pulse...oops. Any way, don't let this happen to you. This has been a public service announcement of Darth Alex's Imperial consortium.
I am looking for a mate I can share life with. Especially one that appreciates the little things. I have varied interests and find everything is generally better with a partner in crime. I sleep in the nude and often sun bathe in the nude too. I am not shy and I don't like tan lines, at least not on me anyway. If you like them on you that is ok. It might make it easier to find you in the dark and will be extra cool if we break out a black light. Frozen grapes make a wonderful post sex snack in the summertime. Why mention that? Well, why not? If you are the type who enjoys such things how else are we going to know we are right for each other if I don't put that out there? If you find yourself offended by that kind of openness we are already in trouble. Intimacy is a large part of relationships and that fact isn't a secret though it seems fashionable to pretend it has no bearing. Flirtation and PDA are all part of who I am and there will be no doubt in your mind nor your soul that I dig you if you spark the muse of passion within me. I do lean towards the naughty, well actually its probably more accurate to say I have both feet firmly in that canoe so be prepared. Yes I will behave in public, maybe, but just consider that nothing is sexier or a bigger turn on than taboo.
I like to dress up and I also like to get dirty. I am equally at home in a tux as I am in shorts or jeans. I work on my own cars and do my own construction. I have a gift for seeing how things can be and I am equally gifted at manifesting such visions into reality. You don't have to get oily and dirty with me when I am doing a project but you would be welcome to join in if you were of a mind to. Girls that can change their own oil take a bow and collect an extra bonus point. If you drive it shouldn't you be capable of servicing it?
I appreciate style and taste and a certain level of class is imperative. Playing is very important too. Laser tag, video games, tennis, swimming, sailing, & driving around with fellow Mini owners are a few of my favorite things but I am willing to share in your activities too. I can sew, I can clean, and I can cook. I am a closet romantic... and I will bring you chicken soup when you are sick, or breakfast in bed when you are blue, or just because. I'll rub your sore feet, or caress your little head when you need some affection. I will listen to hints and read between the lines and I will surprise you for no particular reason at all. And if you want to watch a move on lifetime I will watch it with you...I know I know, hard to believe but it's true, though I may not let you know the price in advance!
I have a wide and diverse background and do many things well...which may be why I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. However until such time as I figure that out I will continue inexorably to be the me that I am.
I define success as the continual realization of worthy goals.
I had a life changing epiphany or moment of elucidation at age 38. Perhaps I will tell u about it sometime. It forever altered me and the way I see the world.
...and yes I really do dress up as a storm trooper and also as Darth Vader...doesn't everybody?
I am also a practitioner of EFT and pranic healing although I find the former faster and more effective. Neither of the afore mentioned are my vocation. I generally do these to help others and improve their quality of life as well as benefiting myself. It is a way of giving back and an attempt to alleviate general suffering. I subscribe to the Zen tenant of saving all beings from suffering. Not that I could all by my little lonesome but I do like to contribute to the cause. I am a firm believer in LOA and both teach and practice it's principles. It is a good sign if you know what that is. If not, keep in mind that google is your friend.
If any of the above resonates with you then you should drop me an email if you feel we are kindred spirits or at the least likely to be friends. Either way I look forward to hearing from you.
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