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His journal posts
Oct 9, 2009
Today is National Pro-Life Cupcake Day. I presume that the intent is for the anti-abortion crowd to show solidarity with aborted fetuses by dying of diabetes.
Sep 26, 2009
(12:13) DarwinPolice: That is from when I lived in Pittsburgh.
(12:20) cupcake_triumph: wtf is that?
a patriotic vagina?
(12:20) DP: Star-spangled vag.
(12:20) cupcake: lol
(12:21) DP: Seriously, I have no idea how they could have painted that and not immediately thought "Holy fuck, I have Old Whorey on the back of my van."
(12:21) cupcake: hahaha
Edit: I am through trying to get the formatting to not suck ass in this post. When exactly did the journal posting system get fisted?
Jul 14, 2009
Quiver has suggested that I bang no fewer than three of my girlfriend's friends in the Pittsburgh area. OkCupid thinks that I'm a very, very bad person.
Or maybe a huge pimp. Ladies?
Apr 30, 2009
Apr 4, 2009
brb, gonna go get married in Iowa now.
Mar 2, 2009
Explain this to me. Why are you doing this? Is there some conceivable world in which this does not look stupid? I'm at a loss here.
Jan 17, 2009
BlackBerry PINs, please.
Dec 22, 2008
Nov 12, 2008