Today is National Pro-Life Cupcake Day.  I presume that the intent is for the anti-abortion crowd to show solidarity with aborted fetuses by dying of diabetes.

(12:13) DarwinPolice: That is from when I lived in Pittsburgh.

 

(12:20) cupcake_triumph: wtf is that?

a patriotic vagina?

 

(12:20) DP: Star-spangled vag.

 

(12:20) cupcake: lol

 

(12:21) DP: Seriously, I have no idea how they could have painted that and not immediately thought "Holy fuck, I have Old Whorey on the back of my van."

 

(12:21) cupcake: hahaha

 

Edit: I am through trying to get the formatting to not suck ass in this post.  When exactly did the journal posting system get fisted?

Quiver has suggested that I bang no fewer than three of my girlfriend's friends in the Pittsburgh area.  OkCupid thinks that I'm a very, very bad person.

Or maybe a huge pimp.  Ladies?

The frequency with which I misread "photography" as "pornography" is mind-boggling.

I just showered at my girlfriend's apartment and my only soap option was her raspberry chocolate truffle body wash.

brb, gonna go get married in Iowa now.

After a formal survey and follow-up statistical analysis*, I have determined that 87% of OkCupid users have at least one picture of themselves with a mustache drawn on the index finger and held under the nose.

Explain this to me. Why are you doing this? Is there some conceivable world in which this does not look stupid? I'm at a loss here.

*made-up shit

And ditched Windows Mobile for BlackBerry.

BlackBerry PINs, please.

Twitter is fucking intolerable.

JUST FUCKING STOP IT.