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DarwinPolice

33 M Philadelphia, PA

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I'm not 100% sure what's up with my facial expression, but apparently I look like this frequently.

Doing my best impression of a hipster at a bar in Munich just before Oktoberfest. This is the most recent picture.

I was noticeably excited about wearing my friend's cow pajamas. This one is embarrassingly recent.

June 2013. You may be getting the impression that I'm always drinking beer. I won't argue too vigorously.

Sorry, vegans!

USA! USA! USA! Also, this picture is supposed to be funny. Not ironic, mind you, but funny.

Sometimes, cats use me as a bed. Also, RIP Hobbes, 1994-2013.

Just in case you were operating under the assumption that I don't look like I'm 16.