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Darwinson

29 Middleton, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, I know my screen name on here sucks. Just bare with me, I'm usually a lot more funny, trust me.

I'm a kind hearted, sensitive, intelligent, guy, who has a tough side. I'm the kind of man who can work hard all day. Get in a good work out afterword. Enjoy dinner, candles, wine(Either out or set up by myself at home), and a great conversation with my significant other. Look in her eyes and hang on her ever word, and take care of any of our other needs... Then still get up the next morning to make breakfast, and go out on what ever adventure we have planned, or not planned.

(I know that was the corniest thing you have ever read, but its the truth.)

I'm very approachable. I smile at just about everyone, and I've been known to make faces at little kids. I have a great sense of humor, which can be a little dark and edgy. Think Lewis Black, meets Hannibal Buress, meets Doug Stanhope.

If you would like to know more, message me. I don't bite.

One last thing. I have no idea why my personality rating says I'm less kind. How do they judge that anyway?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im a cartographer for a local company. I'm learning more about programming, and project management.

Besides that I'm cycling, running, hiking, swimming, hunting, fishing and most of all being social as much as possible. I'm also training for a few triathlons, and other events.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking.
Guessing the ends of movies and shows.
Talking to strangers
Making lame jokes.
having intelligent conversations
Not being a bag of douche.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I imagine it sounds in other people's minds

"He's kinda short. Nice smile though. I like that shirt. Holy crap, did he bike all the way here?!"

Besides that my sense of humor I would think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Sand County Almanac
Harry Potter
LOTRs
Where the red ferns grow
Lord of the Flies

Movies/TV:
Just about anything by Quentin Tarantino
Fight Club
40 year old virgin
Casablanca
Zombieland
Star Wars
Star Trek
History (Books, movies, shows, whatever)
Firefly
Dailyshow
Colbert Report
LOTRs
Game of Thrones(I really need to read the books)

Radio:
NPR

Music:
Smashing Pumpkins
Foo Fighters
Rage Against the Machine
Fountains of Wayne
Eminem
Flogging Molly
Muse
Weezer
Dave Matthews
The Mighty Mighty BossTones
Frank Sinatra
Counting Crows
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rush
The Luminaries
Fountains of Wayne
Anti-Flag
Dropkick Murphys
Foo Fighters again.
Various classical, film scores.
Really most any music has great value in my eyes.

Comedy:
Lewis Black
Louis C. K.
George Carlin
Patton Oswalt
Joe Rogan
Jon Stewart
Jamie Kirsten
Marc Maron

Food:
Sushi
Real pizza
Mexican
Thai
Honestly Fresh fruit, veggies, and salad.
Venison.
Wild game
Always up for something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends
Someone intelligent to talk to
My dog
My bikes
Craft Beer
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning for the future. Near and long term.
My varies hobbies.
Comedy bits I should write down.
If I feed the dog this morning. The answer is always yes, I just do a mental double check.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at the Y. Driving to somewhere for the weekend. Relaxing with the dog at home, or out with friends at a pub.
If its light out, I'm probably biking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mother and grandmother passed away on the same day when I was nine. I think it made me grow up in a hurry.

On a lighter note. I've been known to eat cilantro by the fist full.
You should message me if
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you would like to know about me, and if you actually want to meet in person. Let's be honest, this site is really a means to an end which is actually meeting people. I love meeting new people, and I'm a great conversationalist. So let's grab a beer, a cup of coffee, a Italian ice, whatever and talk.