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DasSchweinHund

49 M Westport, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Just a simple, middle aged guy looking for someone to spend some time with. Not a ton of time because, after all, we're all pretty busy, aren't we? I don't have any baggage: I'm single, no kids, free and easy and I'm looking for someone who is in a similar situation. I'm pretty independent and like doing my own thing but lately it's been getting a bit ridiculous. I'm pretty good looking, I have hair, I'm not a complete slob, I can cook, I'm handy, most people think I'm fun and funny (if not a little annoying maybe) and I'm not a raging d*ck. This shouldn't be so hard!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to simplify my life and enjoy it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Fixing things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tale of Two Cities, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, John Irving in general but mostly non-fiction these days. Trying to choke down Atlas Shrugged but Dagny and Hank are getting on my nervouses. Casablanca, Goodfellas, TommyBoy, Shaun of the Dead, Coen Brothers in general. Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Morphine, Treat Her Right (is there any good new music out there?)
The six things I could never do without
We're an adaptive species. Or at least we used to be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's so hard for people in their 40's to meet someone to date.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out having a few beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Please. That's what Facebook is for, isn't it? And I hate Facebook.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a smart, bold, funny woman who has the time and emotional space to date.