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DasSchweinHund

49 M Westport, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a simple, middle aged guy looking for someone to spend some time with. Not a ton of time because, after all, we're all pretty busy, aren't we? I don't have any baggage: I'm single, no kids, free and easy and I'm looking for someone who is in a similar situation. I'm pretty independent and like doing my own thing but lately it's been getting a bit ridiculous. I'm pretty good looking, I have hair, I'm not a complete slob, I can cook, I'm handy, most people think I'm fun and funny (if not a little annoying maybe) and I'm not a raging d*ck. This shouldn't be so hard!!!
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to simplify my life and enjoy it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. I think. Beats me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tale of Two Cities, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, John Irving in general but mostly non-fiction these days. Trying to choke down Atlas Shrugged but Dagny and Hank are getting on my nervouses. Casablanca, Goodfellas, TommyBoy, Shaun of the Dead, Coen Brothers in general. Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Morphine, Treat Her Right (is there any good new music out there?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We're an adaptive species. Or at least we used to be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's so hard for people in their 40's to meet someone to date.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having a few beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Please. That's what Facebook is for, isn't it? And I hate Facebook.
You should message me if
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You're a smart, bold, funny woman who has the time and emotional space to date.