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Dasani12oz

26 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Water tastes so good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, to some degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy

aka

knowing a shit load of trivial things.

Other than that...
hunching over
missing sleep
opening doors
picking up heavy things
making reaction-inducing faces
closing doors
... the list goes on for so long.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hell if I know. I shatter newcomer's first impressions rather quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My current genre of extreme interest is Science Fiction. Exploring scientific contingencies just fascinates me! Philosophy and Psychology take up a lot of my time as well.

I've seen faar too many movies to have a favorites list. I can give you my favorite directors though: Chris Nolan, David Fincher, P. T. Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Ridley Scott...
If you have no fucking clue who any of these people are, then I've seen every movie you have.

TV shows are starting to get a lot of writing power behind them and the stories just keep getting better! I've immensely enjoyed Mad Men, Lost, Six Feet Under, Boardwalk Empire, Arrested Development, Weeds, Louis, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Also, I'm willing to dawn an eye-patch and buy a parrot in order to watch Breaking Bad.

I'm starting to grow out of Rock and more into Alternative and Indie. If the band is too garage-style or sounds tribal, it's usually a turn off. It follows that I'm more into synthetic and electronic sounds. Rap is veering down the electronic road so I've had to hang my rap-hating cap recently. Punk, Bluegrass, and Country can stay where it is and leave me alone, though I have been surprised by a few gems in the past. I jell with the mellow; you will have the hardest time coming up with a playlist for a party from my music.

mmm foood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An elaborate and complex electronic system that works using processes way above my head but offers me the opportunity fill my head with random specs of information. (Computer / Internet)

People with whom I don't feel alone.

Visual experiences that take me to places I would never dream and challenge my conception of reality and what it means to exist within society and outside of it. (The work of my favorite Directors)

A concoction of Taurine, B Vitamins, Caffeine, and who knows what else, most likely to be put in the same category as cigarettes within the next 20 years. (Monster Energy)

The entire spectrum of electronic music.

Nutter Butters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rough quote:
We cannot solve problems with the same level of thinking that created them. - A.E.

Evolution of consciousness. Epiphany is a great feeling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
PROBABLY EATING FOOD AND WATCHING NETFLIX

or

PARTYING LIKE IT'S 2008 AND ACTING LIKE I CAN HOLD MY LIQUOR
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw Gigli once. You know, that allegedly shitty movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez! It was 3 am, the TV was muted and I watched the whole thing with subtitles. I didn't think it was that bad!
You should message me if
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...You like to read and/or watch movies with a sort of rabid infatuation for mental experience.

...Sarcasm does NOT scrape the inside of your skull and cause Itakeeverythingseriously-itis.

...You believe robots TRULY ARE in disguise.

...Cracklin' Oat Bran holds a special place in your heart.

... You have a mouth and it laughs at things that are funny.