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Dash5518

42 M Woodinville, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Always the hardest part. So just why should you find me awesome?

I enjoy making people laugh, but also am a good listener and know when to be serious.

I work for a local, major fashion retailer, (Starts with an N), which is apparently a good thing.

I won't cheat on you. Will be honest, sometimes painfully. I'm always up for trying something new, be it food or adventure. Um, there's other things too, but I'm blanking right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Working too much.
Playing too little.
Enjoying everyday.
Finding the humour in every day.
I’m really good at
Reaching things on the top shelf.
Listening.
Finding the humor in most situations.
Baking a mean chocolate chip cookie or snicker doodle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my height, but no one has ever really told me and I haven't really asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye, The Maltese Falcon, the Deep Blue Goodbye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for classic crime noir.

TV: Justified, Community, NCIS, Burn Notice, Orphan Black, British mysteries

Movies: The usual suspects, LA Confidential

Music: I'm so I indie I listen to bands that don't even exist. You probably want to know about the ones that do. The Damnwells, the Eagles, Matt Nathanson, John Coltrane and Miles Davis to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Sleep
Friends
Food
Books
Music
TiVo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleep. Life. The novel I'll probably never write

Why aren't Jive and Gibberish language choices. I'm completely fluent in both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour, catching up on TiVo, maybe a movie. All sorts of options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when walking down a flight of stairs, I lose my place and have to reset myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh and make inappropriate jokes about most anything.
Anything about my profile piqued you curiosity.
You're looking for a relationship.
Or you just feel like messaging a random person. I'll reply one way or another.