Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm what most would call a nerd
. I work in the gaming industry
though, so it
works out for me. I can be shy at first, but I open up to people
rather quickly. I have a quirky sense humor and an eclectic
It's important to note that I am polyamorous , pansexual, kinky,
and not likely to change any of those aspects.
ENFP for those that follow such things.
Another quick note, you can find me on fetlife as TheDapperFapper.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think I'm in the best years of my life. I just got out of an
abusive 10 year relationship. Have met some of the most fantastic
people lately, and life is starting to be fun. I'm also perpetually
trying to get back into shape, learn about myself, and see if I'm
funny enough to be a stand up comic.
Recently I've been working on recording for a series of Let's Play
videos on a youtube channel. Search Dashuu Dave on YouTube to find
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting people I don't know to laugh, mixing drinks I don't know
the names of, telling people their best features, writing, typing,
manual dexterity, filling out online questionnaires, and various
things I'm likely not covering.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, or so they say. Once I get to talking, most people tend to
tell me I'm either funny or strange within a few minutes. I've also
had people comment on my dimples, though I doubt it's the first
thing they noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most anything by Terry Pratchett
. I enjoy
as well. I have a very all encompassing taste in
movies and music. The only genre of music I don't enjoy most of the
time would be country. Otherwise I can listen to anything from
smooth jazz to death metal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, should we avoid the obvious? Oxygen, solid ground, plant
life, and the like? Six things I would really rather never go
- Friends. That one's almost obvious.
- Family. Another one that's almost obvious.
- Other people. Being able to socialize is a must.
- The Internet. I don't need it when I'm camping or getting away
but otherwise I want it around.
- Fresh air. I'm one of those people who has a fan running even in
winter. I just like fresh air.
- Security. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! I over think. I can't help it. I think about the
universe, the methods used for baking, how to produce gummi, the
science behind a webcam, the designing methods for a sports drink
label. It doesn't have to be important. If it can be thought about,
it will be. That's not to say there aren't things I don't think of,
or will rarely consider. It's just that my mind runs a game of it's
own and I'm along for the ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying back, relaxing either at my house or a different one. Maybe
waiting in line for a club or kink party. Might be out at a bar
with some friends discussing zombie apocalypse plans over a few
beers and/or a joint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, I watch FRIENDS and I laugh.
You should message me if
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You like my answers to any of the thousands of questions found on
this site. If you're a nerd who loves video games. If you're a
stoner that loves video games. If you're interested in talking
about ancient roman poetry, history, or philosophy. If you want yet
another answer to the ultimate questions of the universe. If you
lost a bet. If you won a bet. If you want to laugh. If you want to
get to know me a little bit better. If you need an ego boost. If
you're feeling adventurous. If you're feeling shy.
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