Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an ex-standup comic and current computer geek. I think of
myself as easy-going, but I'm afraid the reality is that I'm a
larger version of Barney Fife--highly excitable at times ;-).
This is going to be a work in progress. BTW, I am *very* skeptical
of many of the
online tests that are modeled after the Briggs-Meyers tests. If you
would like to know more about them, go to
I am Humorous as hell, skeptical, and Poly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was in a rebuilding process and I've found out things about
myself I either never knew before, or never admitted to knowing.
And, most of it's good. Like being poly. While not a viable
lifestyle for everyone, I find it fits me well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most of what I am good at can not be discussed in polite company.
;-) However, if you have a spittoon handy, I will accommodate...I
may not be a gourmet chef, but I have a lot of the science of
cooking down pat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People think I'm a biker. Some people think I have a ponytail. I
have neither a bike nor ponytail, but I once had a pony named Nicky
(Thanks to Steven Wright!)....UPDATE: I now have a ponytail. It's
cheaper than a Harley.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Big on Batman and James Bond. Love comedies, things with Leslie
Nielsen and stuff by the Zucker Bros and Jim Abraham, together or
apart. In fiction, I like a lot of the modern classics, and
counter-culture authors like Charles Bukowski or Somerset Maugham.
Wait, Maugham is not counter-culture. He lived a rich, extravagant
lifestyle. Oh well....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer with high-speed internet access
And this lamp...
And this chair...
And this ashtray...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about the current state of the United States...how
some people consider the freedom of religion means they can do
anything they want willy-nilly in the name of their god (My god's
name: Marty. He's a Sagittarius that likes candlelit dinners and
walks on the beach). To paraphase George Carlin: Religion is like a
lift in your shoe. If you need it, it makes you stand a little
taller, walk a little straighter. The problem with most religions
is that they want to nail their shoes onto the natives' feet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I no longer work the weekends, so Fridays can have me going out to
dinner with friends, meeting others in a social group I frequent,
or hanging around the ol' homestead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
HAH! Thought you'd lull me in to a sense of trust, eh?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to chat, debate, argue, commiserate, date, perform deviant
rituals, discuss current events, talk about a movie or book, take a
test, or just want to hang out...drop me a line. I do prefer local
UPDATE: Someone who enjoys Indian food or other spicy and/or hot
cuisines. If I have a choice between a new place & one I've
been to, I pick the new place...
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