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Datasmurf

25 / M / Straight / Single

Orkanger, Norway

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Norwegian male with a tad bit of weird interests with way too many books.
I like short walks in the forest at night, hot chocolate with chili, cinnamon and Kahlua, weird Eastern European C-movies from the 70s and poetry.
I'm also an avid photographer and I've got a bachelor's degree in multimedia technology. And I love to go out and drink, mostly wine and booze. I think that sums it up.

I am pyromantic, weird, and a goon.
So ... Stairs?

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What I’m doing with my life
Finished school for now, got a bachelor in multimedia technology, but I want to study some languages, archeology or ancient history. Except for that, I'm either partying, chillaxing, sociallizing or reading something. I love to read! :D
Also, every Saturday I'm baking some new and funky dessert I've stumbled across. Lately I've been making chocolate chip cookies, tiramisu and slutty brownies. :D

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I’m really good at
Reading, correcting people's grammar, partying, drinking other people under the table, taking pictures, writing poetry and weird stories (at least that's what I tell myself) and doodling.

Oh, and crossword puzzles, Wordfeud, playing very defensivly in old real time strategy computer games from the 90s and being a good listener.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Since I have glasses with strong lenses in, if you stare directly at me, it seems that my face is deformed. I swear it really isn't.
If I think I'm alone though, the first things people'll notice is that I'm probably wearing headphones and singing to the songs I'm listening too, thinking I'm all alone and that it doesn't matter if I sing 'cause noone can hear me.
Eventually my freckles or my hair.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are so many ...

I really love fantasy books though, dragons, dark elves and magic, oh yeah.
But I also love to read classic literature. Most of my favourites are Norwegian authors and most probably not translated, but I can name some of my favourite fantasy-authors.
Terry Brooks, R.A. Salvatore, Julia Gray, Tad Williams, Phillip Pullman, David Edding and Anne Bishop.
Except for those, I also really love classics like J.M. Barrie's "Peter Pan", C.S. Lewis' "Narnia" and Lewis Carrol's "Alice's adventures in Wonderland" and "Through the looking-glass".

When it comes to music, it really is too much to write, so I can take my current (for the last 10-15 years :P ) top 5:
#1: The Beatles
#2: Pink Floyd
#3: deLillos
#4: Daft Punk
#5: Björn Afzelius

Fav movies is about as hard as fav music, and I don't think I've ever managed to make a top 5.

I love Donnie Darko though, and Forrest Gump, Hook, everything by Kevin Smith and Tim Burton, and Boondock Saints. And mostly all movies with Nicholas Cage and that hot dude, Johnny Depp ;)
And I have this thing for French movies. I like some animes too, but I prefer American and European cartoons to Asian ones. Oh, and spaghetti westerns.

When it comes to food, my favourites are usually Norwegian food with no English name, but I have this thing for cheese and red meat, so as long as it has lots of cheese in / on it, based on red meat (not from the sea though) and tastes awesome with wine, it's usually a favourite :P
Though, I love a medium rare beef too. From veal that is. Swine and birds are just okay. :P

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The six things I could never do without
- Books
- Music
- My stuffed animal (yeah, I'm a 25 year old man who can't live life without knowing that his stuffed animal is safe, deal with it.)
- A computer
- All the weird people around me
- Wordfeud

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, really. I love to just ponder about the weirdnes of life and life's different aspects. I also spend a lot of time thinking about my future. If I should continue with school or just drop out and spend all my time partying till I'm broke, get a part-time job and continue partying and reading. It's not like I ever get hung over anyway.
I also spend lots of time thinking about how I can get the stuff I write published so I can earn some money, or if there are any jobs out there for a man who just can't stop correcting other people's bad grammar.

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On a typical Friday night I am
In front of the TV, watching a Norwegian comedy panel game called "Nytt på nytt" with my family while eating dinner.
I then either go out to drink or stay in my room to read, watch movies or play some random game.

On Saturday nights on the other hand ...

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I'm suffering from Kleine Levin's syndrome and that for a couple of years I was that straight guy in an old dress from the 60's.
Not a transvestite or interested in women's clothes and such, just finding dresses and such very comfortable to use.
Also, I seem to have Asperger's syndrome, but I really don't notice anything about it, and it's only what the shrinks and the doctors tell me anyway, so I'm not sure if I should believe them.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You can accept my weirdness, or if you're a nerdy girl. Or a combination of those two with flaming red hair and freckles all over I like freckles.

Or if you just feel like it. I'll try my best to reply.

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