Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
03/31/14 - Update
Thanks, Ladies! It's been fun, but I'm taking a break. We had some
good times. :) Good luck to all!!
If not us, who? If not now, when?
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George Costanza meets Lex Luthor??? A little Nerdy, a little Evil
Genius?? Maybe Jason Statham's dorky brother?
Artist hidden within a Scientist
'He's a prophet... he's a prophet and a pusher, partly truth,
partly fiction. A walking contradiction'. (you get a dollar if you
know where that's from)
Optimistic cynic?? Smart, funny as hell. I can be the life of the
party, but I usually sit back and let others do the heavy lifting.
I need a partner in crime and someone to be my muse. I’m a legend
in my own mind. I’m ahead of my time, but only by 2 ½ hours.
Opinionated BUT Open Minded
But enough about ME.....Let's talk about US! ;)
This might sum it up.......I went to both an Elton John Concert AND
a Nine Inch Nails concert within the same week (Oct 2013).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TiVo, Living, Learning, Teaching, Working, Procrastinating,
Forgetting, Watching, Waiting...Commiserating. Hitting the
Using my PhD I got from home schooling (hahaha). For over 16 years
now, I am working as a Microbiologist (Validation Specialist) for a
big pharmaceutical company.
I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. I don't want to sell
anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't
want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or
processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or
repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career,
I don't want to do that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Paying my Bills on time
Did you ever know that I'm your hero? ;)
I'm a Genius at putting my foot in my mouth.
(I will accidentally say something that will piss you off...not
TiVo, Microbiology, Cooking/Baking (Studied under Francois Payard
and David Rosengarten...well...I use their books anyway....see
attached photos), Making People (myself) Laugh,
Using CAPS for dramatic emphasis in my e-mails and parenthesis ( )
to break the fourth wall.
Quoting movies and TV shows.
Blowing stuff up.......with my MIND!!!!
I am a chameleon and can adapt and fit into any situation.
Modesty!! I am a RockStar of Modesty. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every new person that gets to know me thinks I am 30.
"He's Cute!! Must be Dumb!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-I Don't really read books, but I am addicted to information
so I am always reading articles and wikipedia online. Just got
Modernist Cuisine. It's a 2400 page encyclopedic masterpiece of how
cooking works at the physical, chemical, biological and
TV - Rick & Morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music-Most Music. I can't list everything. I'm not too into
country, but it's ok.
Art-Love the Photography of Peter Lik, Paintings by Jackson
Food-Good, simple. Another touchy subject. I'm not a difficult
person but I have strong opinions about some things.
Movies-Here's a partial list:
Fight Club/Step Brothers/Kill Bill 1&2/Pulp Fiction/True
Romance/Jackie Brown/Se7en/Animal House/Blues Brothers/Three
Amigos/Spies Like Us/Vacation/European Vacation/Caddyshack/Smokey
and the Bandit/Cannonball Run/Cannonball Run
II/Hooper/Go/Swingers/Road Trip/American Pie/ American Beauty/The
Matrix/The Sixth Sense/The Village/The Green Mile/Magnolia/Boogie
Nights/There Will be Blood/Being John
Malkovich/Dogma/clerks./Clerks II/Mallrats/Hay and Silent Bob
Strike Back/The Blair Witch Project/Austin Powers: International
Man of Mystery/Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me/Austin Powers:
Goldmember/South park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Office Space/The
Boondock Saints/Three Kings/The Insider/Cruel Intentions/Notting
Hill/10 Things I Hate About You/About a Boy/Love Actually/Galaxy
Quest/Big Daddy/Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore/The Wedding Singer/The
Hot Chick/Anger Management/Spanglish/Click/Any Given Sunday/Girl,
Interrupted/Payback/Dark City/The Cider House
Rules/Election/Arlington Road/A Simple Plan/The Gift/Frailty/The
Last Supper/Boys Don't Cry/Lost Souls/Blast From the
Past/Audition/Oldboy/Summer of Sam/The Limey/Detroit Rock City/For
Love of the Game/The Game/Las House on the Left (1972)/One Hour
Photo/The Machinist/The Departed/Mean Streets/Taxi Driver/Raging
Bull/Goodfellas/Casino/ The Aviator/The Last Waltz/Bringing Out the
Dead/Cape Fear/The King of Comedy/Alice Doesn't Live Here
Anymore/The Wicker Man (original 1973)/The Shining/Paths of
Glory/Lolita/2001:A Space Odyssey/Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned
to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb/A Clockwork Orange/Barry
Lyndon/Full Metal Jacket/Eyes Wide Shut/Platoon/The Godfather/The
Godfather Part II/The Conversation/Apocalypse Now/The Outsiders/The
Cotton Club/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Rainmaker/One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's Nest/ Hair/ Ragtime/Amadeus/The People vs. Larry Flynt/Man
on the Moon/The Manchurian Candidate/Ronin/The Way of the Gun/The
Anderson Tapes/Serpico/Dog Day Afternoon/Network/Running on
Empty/Family Business/Before the Devil Knows You're Dead/The French
Connection/The Exorcist/Deal of the Century/ In The Company Of
Men/Your Friends & Neighbors/The Shape of Things/The
Others/Superbad/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/Talladega
Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby/Knocked Up/The 40 Year Old
Virgin/The Big Red One/Scream/The Searchers/Once Upon a Time in
America/Rebel Without a Cause/East of Eden/Giant/Enter the
Dragon/The Last Dragon/Back to the Future/Glengarry Glen Ross/The
Crow/The Deer Hunter/Snatch/Trainspotting/Shallow Grave/28 Days
Later.../Halloween(1978)/Batman/Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana
Jones and the Last Crusade/Indiana Jones and the Temple of
Doom/Jaws/Jaws 2/Duel/Close Encounters of the Third
Kind/Schindler's List/Saving Private Ryan/Catch Me If You Can/The
Hunger/Beverly Hills Cop/Beverly Hills Cop II/Revenge/The
Fan/Unbreakable/A History of Violence/Videodrome/The Dead Zone/The
Fly(1986)/Dumb and Dumber/Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met
Lloyd/Kingpin/There's Something About Mary/Me, Myself &
Irene/High Fidelity/Grosse Pointe Blank/The Lost
Boys/Spider-Man/American Psycho/Good Will Hunting/Lethal
Weapon/Lethal Weapon II/Lethal Weapon III/Lethal Weapon IV/The
Omen/Superman/Superman II/The Toy/The Goonies/Scrooged/Die Hard/Die
Hard II/Die Hard: With a Vengeance/Basic/The Terminator/Dawn of the
Dead (1978)/Dawn of the Dead (2004)/Heathers/Iron Man/Dirty
Dancing/Ropocop/Do The Right Thing/Little Miss Sunshine/Night of
the Living Dead (1968)/Garden State/Rain Man/The English
Patient/Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead/Wall-E/Finding Nemo/Evil Dead 2:
Dead by Dawn/Amy of Darkness/Rocky/Rocky II/Rocky III/Rocky
IV/Airplane/Airplane 2/The Breakfast Club/Sixteen Candles/Weird
Science/Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Some Kind of Wonderful/Trains,
Planes & Automobiles/She's Having a Baby/The Great
Outdoors/Uncle Buck/Once Bitten/Meatballs/Meatballs Part
II/Meatballs III: Summer Job/Porky's/Porky's II: The Next
Day/Porky's Revenge/M*A*S*H/The Player/Shortcuts/Gosford
Park/Unfaithfully Yours (1984)/Planet of the Apes (1968)/Conquest
of the Planet of the Apes/Arthur/The Green Mile/Out of
Sight/Braveheart/Midnight Run/Traffic/Gray's Anatomy/American
History X/Deliverance/Point Break/Real Genius/Valley Girl/Fast
Times at Ridgemont High/Clueless/Can't Hardly Wait/Dazed and
Confused/The Bad News Bears (1976)/The Bad news bears in Breaking
Training/The Untouchables/Sisters (1973)/Carrie/Scarface/Body
Double/Femme Fatale/Interview With the Vampire/Mad Max/The Road
Warriors/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome/The Warriors/The Stepfather
(1987)/Sin City/Pee Wee's Big Adventure/The Maltese Falcon/Ghost
World/American Graffiti/Das Boot/Groundhog Day/First Blood/Rambo:
First Blood Part II/Forrest Gump/Battle Royale/The Professional/No
Country For Old Men/Safe/M/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Texas
Chainsaw Massacre (1974)/Fargo/Intolerable Cruelty/The Man Who
Wasn't There/O Brother, Where Art Thou?/Blood Simple/Big/A League
of Their Own/Awakenings/Ghostbusters/Pretty Woman/Overboard/Nothing
In Common/Dirty Harry/Magnum Force/The Enforcer/Hugh Noon/Play
Misty For Me/The Eiger Sanction/To Kill a Mockingbird/Rushmore/The
Royal Tenenbaums/The Darjeeling Express/Memento/Following/Insomnia
(2002)/Insomnia (1997)/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Wizard of
Oz/Tootsie/Don't Look Now (1973)/Goldfinger/Live and Let
Die/Diamonds Are Forever/For Your Eyes Only/Octopussy/A View to a
Kill/The Bridge on the River Kwai/From Here to Eternity/Lawrence of
Arabia/A Nightmare on Elm Street/Being There/Unforgiven/Almost
Famous/The Sting/Lost In Translation/The Princess Bride/A Few Good
Men/The American President/Misery/When Harry Met Sally.../Stand By
Me/This Is Spinal Tap/Blazing Saddles/Young Frankenstein/High
Anxiety/History of the World: Part I/Spaceballs/Touch of Evil/An
American Werewolf in London/Rear Window/The Birds (1963)/Psycho
(1960)/North by Northwest/Vertigo/Brazil/The Great Escape/The Thin
Red Line/The Glass Shield/Rosemary's Baby/Chinatown/The Good, the
Bad and the Ugly/12 Angry Men (1957)/Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind/Edward Scissorhands/Harold and Maude/The Graduate/The
Usual Suspects/On The Waterfront/A Streetcar Named Desire/Butch
Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Gone With the Wind/Citizen Kane/White
Squall/Thelma and Louise/Black Rain/Blade Runner/Alien/Some Like it
Hot/Casablanca/The Apartment/The Shawshank Redemption/The Last
American Virgin/Bonnie and Clyde/West Side Story/My Fair
Lady/Frankenstein (1931)/Easy Rider/The Last Picture Show/A Fish
Called Wanda/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/A Shot in the Dark/The
Return of the Pink Panther/The Pink Panther Strikes Again/Revenge
of the Pink Panther/Trail of the Pink Panther/Curse of the Pink
Panther/Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein/Diner/Take the Money
and Run/Sleeper/Mrs. Doubtfire/Nine to Five/The Freshman/Private
Benjamin/Silver Streak/Thank God It's Friday/Throw Momma From the
Train/Marathon Man/Ben-Hur/Wait Until Dark/Dracula (1931)/Body
Heat/Philadelphia/An Officer and a Gentleman/Tommy/Lean On
Me/Fame/Flashdance/A Beautiful Mid/Searching For Bobby Fischer/The
Karate Kid/Karate Kid, Part II/For Keeps?/H/Repo Man/Friday/Pink
Floyd: The Wall... etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
TiVo (TV, Movies), computer, women (ONE will do. I'm not a gamer),
friends, Great food, and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much stuff. Minutiae sometimes. Does any profile on this site
belong to a living human being??? What does the fox say?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or family, Local Bar, Dinner, TV, Internet, Time
Travel, Outer Space????????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on to your B.S......so don't even try it!
I can dance really well along to "Thriller". You'll laugh SO hard,
I'm Telling you!
I talk to the T.V. when no one is around (or sometimes…when someone
is around). I also talk to the internet. That’s right…the
I like things (and people?) that are bad for me. :)
In college, I studied a broad in Pennsylvania.
You should message me if
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-You want to meet a guy who's mostly good at heart for a friendship
building to something long lasting.
-My quirkiness sounds intriguing and endearing rather than
-You are a Doomsday Prepper.
-You haven't done anything adventurous or spontaneous yet
-You think bald is sexy.
-You were going to do it anyway!!! Remember?? Before you talked
yourself out of it??
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