In no particular order...
I have a dark sense of humor, am a scintillating conversationalist, come from a good family, introspective, am chivalrous, am an excellent listener, romantic.
I play guitar, I volunteer at the zoo every weekend, and I can build a computer from scratch.
I can also grill, change a tire and bowl a 150.
Craft beer over cherry bombs, sticky floors over strobe lights.
Have an opinion/perspective, are well-read, quirky sense of humor, artistic/creative (but don't have to be an artist), unpredictable... to a point. Must love animals; this is a deal-breaker.