Haven't used this profile in a while, so bear with me as I update
4th year economics student/mathematics minor at UW, full time cynic
and misanthropist, part time help desk assistant (which fuels my
misanthropy like you don't even know...)
People think I'm funny, I'm rather deadpan and morbid, but it's
actually just because I hate everyone. I also like talking about
current events and the like, as well as philosophy, politics, and
how bad the weather is today.
I'm also zero bullshit, I don't like people who aren't genuine
about themselves, or who perpetuate stereotypes or someone else's
aesthetic. Just freaking be yourself, you have one life, might as
well choose how you live it yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying economics and being sassy
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, knowing random tidbits of information when
they suddenly become relevant, and cooking the HOUSE. DOWN.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can and do grow hair on my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (Authors): JRR Tolkiens works, Murakami, John Ralston
Movies: LOTR trilogy, Blade Runner, Alien saga, Fifth Element, The
Lives Of Others, The Hours
Music: Everything except Ska. If you like Ska, I have bad news for
you: its not 1995 anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Brain, heart, stomach, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the hell I'm gonna do with my life once I can't use "I'm a
student" as an excuse to do nothing anymore
On a typical Friday night I am
either working, studying, or hopefully getting drunk and playing
board games somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may have possibly been partly to blame in the death of Anna
Nicole Smith.... it's a long story, let's not go into it here.
You should message me if
If you want to