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22 M Waterloo, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Dave, pure math major by day, total loser by night. I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken. (Props for understanding the reference). I'm pretty laid back and go with the flow, and I love spur of the moment sort of things, such as random hangouts, adventures, what have you. I'm also a big fan of conversation, I love meeting new people and just talking about everything and anything at a quiet pub over a ton of pitchers.

I like people who are interesting and quirky, especially if they are big scifi/fantasy nerds on top of it. (If you're a Tolkien or Star Trek fan, gimmie a call ;) I also like people who are straightforward with their ideas and feelings, who aren't afraid to seem weird, and yet are still well-adjusted and functional. I don't like people who are picky, bland, and I especially don't like people who label other people and put them in boxes so they can generalize them. That being said, I'm not into or attracted to one kind of person, I'm friends with different people for different reasons, and I am attracted to different people for different reasons, and want different things from them. No one is the same, so I don't see why I should treat all my personal interactions the same.

Relationship/OKCupid wise, I'm not looking for anything in particular. Meeting up for beers or coffee is a good start, I much prefer talking to people in person over talking to them on the internet. In the long run, I'd like a long term boyfriend, but I'm not opposed to other kinds of personal relationships along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying my lil' butt off at UW studying pure mathematics (if you're interested in what I study, just ask!), working part time on campus.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, knowing random tidbits of information when they suddenly become relevant, finding where you're ticklish
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the beard, and just how GOSH DARN FUNNY I AM ALL THE TIME
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: LOTR Trilogy (all-time favourite movies), The Hours, Master & Commander, Les Amours Imaginaires, The Lives of Others, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Avatar (so sue me), 50s-60s era movies (especially Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/Some Like it Hot), documentaries (Waste Land is my favourite)

Books: JRR Tolkien's works (The Hobbit being my favourite thus far), 1Q84, The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime, No Logo, Never Let Me Go, Things Fall Apart, The English Patient

Shows: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, RuPauls Drag Race, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Adventure Time, Archer, The Boondocks

Music: Grimes, Trust, capsule, Trampled by Turtles, Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Chad VanGaalen, Cher, Salem, ABBA, Wu Tang, Tribe Called Quest, Wolf Parade, Elliott Brood, Devandra Banhart, Ray LaMontagne, Lali Puna, Goldfrapp, Roísin Murphy, SBTRKT, Flying Lotus
The six things I could never do without
phone, wallet, bag, a steady intake of alcohol on my days off, my mom, internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the hell I'm gonna do with my life once I can't use "I'm a student" as an excuse anymore
On a typical Friday night I am
either working, studying, or hopefully getting drunk and playing board games somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't swim and I hate being in or on the water, even in a boat. Oceans are pretty from land though. :)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want to