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23 Waterloo, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 20-35
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Last online
Yesterday – 5:17pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Haven't used this profile in a while, so bear with me as I update it!

4th year economics student/mathematics minor at UW, full time cynic and misanthropist, part time help desk assistant (which fuels my misanthropy like you don't even know...)

People think I'm funny, I'm rather deadpan and morbid, but it's actually just because I hate everyone. I also like talking about current events and the like, as well as philosophy, politics, and how bad the weather is today.

I'm also zero bullshit, I don't like people who aren't genuine about themselves, or who perpetuate stereotypes or someone else's aesthetic. Just freaking be yourself, you have one life, might as well choose how you live it yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying economics and being sassy
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, knowing random tidbits of information when they suddenly become relevant, and cooking the HOUSE. DOWN.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can and do grow hair on my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (Authors): JRR Tolkiens works, Murakami, John Ralston Saul

Movies: LOTR trilogy, Blade Runner, Alien saga, Fifth Element, The Lives Of Others, The Hours

Music: Everything except Ska. If you like Ska, I have bad news for you: its not 1995 anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brain, heart, stomach, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the hell I'm gonna do with my life once I can't use "I'm a student" as an excuse to do nothing anymore
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either working, studying, or hopefully getting drunk and playing board games somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have possibly been partly to blame in the death of Anna Nicole Smith.... it's a long story, let's not go into it here.
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