I was a graphic designer for a few years after college, but I hated it and, as luck would have it, I was also terrible at it. Free of the soul crushing burdens of the 9-5, I decided to follow my dream and try my hand at standup comedy. I moved back to NY for a few years and began my amazing journey towards fame and fortune. The fact that you have never seen me before kinda gives away the ending but SPOILER: I didn't succeed. I still write and go on stage from time to time, but it's just for fun now.
Also, you should know that I am a huge geek. Comic, sci-fi, history, science. I read the song if ice and fire series once a year. Huge geek. You've been warned.