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33 Boynton Beach, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:46pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Just working and trying this new thing called "saving money." I've never done it before, but I'm excited to see what it's like.

I was a graphic designer for a few years after college, but I hated it and, as luck would have it, I was also terrible at it. Free of the soul crushing burdens of the 9-5, I decided to follow my dream and try my hand at standup comedy. I moved back to NY for a few years and began my amazing journey towards fame and fortune. The fact that you have never seen me before kinda gives away the ending but SPOILER: I didn't succeed. I still write and go on stage from time to time, but it's just for fun now.

Also, you should know that I am a huge geek. Comic, sci-fi, history, science. I read the song of ice and fire series once a year. Huge geek.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently moved here from NY. I'm living with family right now, so... that's an adjustment. Right now it's just work, save money, and study. And play video games. I watch TV and stuff too.
What else, what else. Oh yeah, I workout vigorously 3 months out of the year. Not this month. Not last month. Next month isn't looking too good either.
I have repeatedly started studying mandarin. One of these days I'll stick with it. Or as they say in china "Jaī qí ēee bu shí tōng wü dí lao mu hūng qí" (they do not, in point of fact, say this in China, as it is nothing but gibberish.)
I’m really good at
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Fucking… up a dinner party :(

I can do a handstand as long as there is a wall behind me and people to hold my legs up.

I can guess who the killer is on an episode of law and order within the first 50-53 minutes of the show.

I'm a good cook and I like to bake. Yknow, like cookies and shit. Cakes, cup cakes, muffin cakes. That's a cake made out of muffins. Oh also muffins. I also make muffins... Muffins.

I draw and paint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fly is open.

Oh, my eyes are blue.

Now look down again. Mmmmm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Vonnegutt or Mark Twain. Love history, and biographies.

The Elegant Universe (this book is awesome. It explains physics in a very approachable way. For half a minute I understood special relativity. It was a great 30 seconds)

Comedy in all it's forms. Anything from classics like WC Fields or the Marx Brothers to 30 Rock. The New Girl.

Blacklist is fun.

Bill Murray. He gets his own little place on this list. I'm such a fan, my hair line is slowly starting to resemble his.

Any TV show David Milch rights, I will watch. I still miss Deadwood. Shame about luck.

Love love love Adventure Time.
Red Dwarf is another favorite.

Love me some Dashell Hammett but Raymond Chandler is better.

Just started reading Joe Abercrombie.

Punk, Motown, ragtime, rock.
Misfits, Johnny Cash, pantera, fear factory Sinatra, Sepultuta, George Gershwin. Whatever my mood. Not a huge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone on this site describes themselves as easy going. Yet everyone on this site has very specific things they want in another person. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a thing.

Also, the stove. Is the stove on? No, I turned it off. But then again, did I? Yeah, yeah I did. But what if I didn't? Should I call my neighbor so he can look? No that's crazy, this is NY, no one knows their neighbor. I'll just go home, and check the stove. Well great, my apartment is on fire and now I'll never know if my stove was on or not. I wonder which of these people is my neighbor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This part used to be filled with "smoking weed and drinking." But I'm trying the sober life right now. That coupled with the fact that I just moved here means I am very boring at the moment. It's all exercise and reading for me.

Update: I'm not exercising. And let me tell you something, it feels faaaaantastic. Really. Not exercising feels a-mazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe if you love someone, let them go. If they want their DVDs and pictures, they'll come back.

Sometimes I think I smoke too much pot. But sometimes? Sometimes I feel like I smoked the perfect amount and I'm like "Nailed it!"
You should message me if
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you want this puppy to live! As you read this, I'm holding a puppy out the window. If I don't receive a message in my inbox within 15 minutes of you reading this, the puppy dies. If you call the police, the puppy dies. Contact OKCupid, the puppy dies. Accept that incoming text from Jenny? I say again. This. Puppy. Will. DIE. So, to recap, If you're a pretty lady who is against puppy defenestration (can you believe there is a word for death by being thrown out of a window? Isn't that incredible? At some point in history it was so prevalent, people being thrown out of widows left and right, they had to come up with a word for it because saying "thrown out of a window" was taking too long, so they came up with defenestration. Yeah. Anyways, what was I saying? Oh yeah the puppy) you should shoot a message over to this sexy sensitive bastard right here.
The clock is ticking ladies. Tick tock. Tick tock.

Update: Can't believe the women on this site don't care about dead puppies.
Update 2: Y'all are some cold bitches. I'm just saying.
Update 3: please. Someone. Anyone. I can't keep killing these poor, defenseless, unnervingly cute puppies.
Update 4: I can't keep doing this. When I first got on OKCupid, I figured I would date a little, throw some puppies out the window, maybe meet someone really cool. Instead I've wasted my money on buying litter after litter of adorable puppies, without a single date to show for it. It's like no matter how many puppies I throw out the window, it's just not good enough for you. I throw and I throw and I throw, and I just get nothing in return! Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?
Update 5: One word ladies: kittens. The clock starts... Now!

or if you just wanna grab a drink or something.