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33 M Boynton Beach, FL

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  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:58am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Just working and trying this new thing called "saving money." I've never done it before, but I'm excited to see what it's like.

I was a graphic designer for a few years after college, but I hated it and, as luck would have it, I was also terrible at it. Free of the soul crushing burdens of the 9-5, I decided to follow my dream and try my hand at standup comedy. I moved back to NY for a few years and began my amazing journey towards fame and fortune. The fact that you have never seen me before kinda gives away the ending but SPOILER: I didn't succeed. I still write and go on stage from time to time, but it's just for fun now.

Also, you should know that I am a huge geek. Comic, sci-fi, history, science. I read the song if ice and fire series once a year. Huge geek. You've been warned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Painting, reading, sitting by the pool. Although I don't recommend doing all three at once. You'll ruin your book, stain your pool, and the paint will never dry.

Started studying mandarin and learning about the history of china. It's actually been a long time since I studied something that wasn't a menu or wine list, so it's nice to use my brain.
Update: Did you know mandarin is very hard? It is very hard. It's like they don't want people to speak it.
Update 2: learning French instead. Always wanted to. It's a beautiful language after all.
Update 3: Yknow, I think I'll brush up on my Spanish. I know more Spanish than French, and it is more useful, right?
Update 4: Fuck it, I'm learning Canadian. That's just English but you pronounce a few words funny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking… up a dinner party :(

I can do a handstand as long as there is a wall behind me and people to hold my legs up.

I can guess who the killer is on an episode of law and order within the first 50-53 minutes of the show.

Making people laugh.
Making an ass of myself.
Making chili.
Doing all three at once.

I draw and paint and do stand up comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fly is open.

Oh, my eyes are blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Vonnegutt or Mark Twain. Love history, and biographies.

I read the song of fire and ice series once a year. It's weird, I know.

The Elegant Universe (this book is awesome. It explains physics in a very approachable way. For half a minute I understood special relativity. It was a great 30 seconds)

Comedy in all it's forms. Anything from classics like WC Fields or the Marx Brothers to 30 Rock. The New Girl is surprisingly hilarious.

Bill Murray. He gets his own little place on this list. I'm such a fan, my hair line is slowly starting to resemble his.

Any TV show David Milch rights, I will watch. I still miss Deadwood. Shame about luck.
Love love love Adventure Time.
Red Dwarf is another favorite.

Love me some Dashell Hammett but Raymond chandler is better.

Just started reading Joe Abercrombie.

Punk, Motown, ragtime, rock.
Misfits, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, Sepultuta, George Gershwin. Whatever my mood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mother fucker it's seven letters, why didn't I count? That's what I get for always going for the joke instead of being earnest and forthright. Um, phone and sex? Yet I could do without phone sex, oddly enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone on this site describes themselves as easy going. Yet everyone on this site has very specific things they want in another person. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a thing.

Also, the stove. Is the stove on? No, I turned it off. But then again, did I? Yeah, yeah I did. But what if I didn't? Should I call my neighbor so he can look? No that's crazy, this is NY, no one knows there neighbor. I'll just go home, and check the stove. Well great, my apartment is on fire and now I'll never know if my stove was on or not. I wonder which of these people is my neighbor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This part used to be filled with "smoking weed and drinking." But I'm trying the sober life right now. That coupled with the fact that I just moved here means I am very boring at the moment. It's all exercise and reading for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will cuddle the hell out of you. Yeah, that's right. You can't handle this cuddle.

I believe if you love someone, let them go. If they want their DVDs and pictures, they'll come back.

Sometimes I think I used to smoke too much pot. But sometimes? Sometimes I feel like I smoked the perfect amount and I'm like "Nailed it!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You found me the least bit handsome or funny or whatever. Actually, the least bit wouldn't help either of us. If you found me adequately handsome or funny. I don't want a message letting me know I'm the littlest bit, ever so slightly, but just barely, cute or charming.

Points if you know the show Red Dwarf. Double points if you actually like it.

Also if I ask you "What's your favorite book you've read this year?" The answer shouldn't be "I don't read." Or "the secret" If you don't read, congrats, you are stupid.