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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 24
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Homegrown Texan, originally from the bustling metropolis of Houston, I have lived in Austin for the past ten years and have grown to love this city. Also, I am a Karaoke Samurai who practices my craft by singing in the shower and while cruising around town in my Mini Cooper.
What I’m doing with my life
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I own a local jewelry shop that trades in precious materials. Before that I worked in the construction industry, building and renovating commercial and residential properties. I would like to eventually have my own workshop where I can design and build custom furniture, jewelry, and art.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working with my hands, singing Karaoke, lifting and carrying heavy objects, building camp fires to toast marshmallows, snuggling, and listening. Also, I am pretty good at having deep philosophical discussions about life, the universe, and everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Princess Bride, The Dark Tower Series, The Hitchhiker's Guide Series, The Wheel of Time Series, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, The First American, If Chins Could Kill, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Death and Life of Superman, Dune, Stranger in a Strange Land, The 12th Planet, The Kama Sutra

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, The Godfather, Mallrats, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Young Frankenstein, Big Trouble in Little China, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Trading Places, V for Vendetta, Ghostbusters, Blazing Saddles, Reservoir Dogs, The Man Who Knew Too Little, How High, Murder by Death, Office Space, Conan the Barbarian, Spies Like Us, Memento, Drunken Master, Evil Dead I & II, Stranger Than Fiction, Goonies, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Groundhog Day, The Pink Panther, Army of Darkness, History of the World Part I, Elf, Spinal Tap, Old School, Enter the Dragon

Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Arrow, Star Trek, Venture Brothers, NOVA, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Saturday Night Live, Schoolhouse Rock, Dr. Who, Sons of Anarchy, Battlestar Gallactica, Deadwood, True Blood, Workaholics, Stargate, The Big Bang Theory

Music: Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Tool, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Thievery Corporation, Noir Desir, The Smiths, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Ween, The Mars Volta, Curtis Mayfield, The Meters, Parliament Funkadelic, Tenacious D, Frank Zappa, Clutch, Faith No More, Alice in Chains, Al Green, Beck, Ottmar Leibert, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Jethro Tull, The Kinks, Queen, Kyuss

Food: I like all different kinds of food, but Mediterranean food is probably my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, sunshine, sex, laughter, freedom, and indoor plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the mysteries of the universe, alternative energy sources, sand castles, females, freedom, and what the alternate dimensional 'evil me' is doing right now. Has he succeeded in his plans for world domination?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creating utopian societies in my mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am from the future.
You should message me if
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You're tired of the same old asshole boys you have been dating your entire life, and want to try out a unique, intelligent, and slightly strange man who is qualified to satisfy.