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25 Catonsville, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Keeping this simple.

I'm from St. Mary's County, down in Southern Maryland.
We have Amish.

Moved to Catonsville, on the south-western edge of baltimore. Living in an apartment close to UMBC with a roommate. It's comfy.

Went to UMBC and got a bachelor's in information systems.
Graduated after Fall 2011. I've dabbled in programming (java), web development (html, javascript, etc), databases (sql), and networking.

I work as a junior systems administrator in a small environment.
Kinda neat. Kinda meh. Full time hours.

Turned atheist a few years ago when I went and tried to research and defend my own beliefs. That was a serious experience.

I don't watch or care about sports. I'll run around in a field and play the sports, but I generally don't watch football, baseball, etc. What I actually do is play dagorhir, which is what my profile picture is. People show up to battles and beat the crap out of each other with padded weapons. Great fun.

I don't know much about politics and am embarrassingly uninformed on the subject. Although one of my pictures is me at the rally to restore sanity. The fellow I went with took that sign I was holding. I had just learned about QR codes and thought that it was the funniest sign ever. Lots of trolling that day. Good times. Anyway, that's the kind of nerdy stuff I'm interested in. The politics of the entire thing didn't really matter to me.

Don't want kids. They can be cute sometimes. They take a lot of time though. Errgh. I'm living life for me, I don't want to live life through some kids.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated with bachelor's in information systems from UMBC. Working full time as junior systems administrator.


I have a bass guitar I try to pick up maybe once a week and try to play some notes that sound okay for about 10 minutes. I'm hoping that I'll sound like I've been playing for a few years, after going with this rate for about 20 years.

I got into sailing. Long ago I figured sailing was a joke and really boring. Turns out it's not that bad. The speeds are a little faster than you might think given the wind, and the views are pretty special. I've been on a couple of races by now.

Also snowboarding. After you fall on your face for the 30th time it really grows on you!
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Dance, house, trance, light rock, instrumentals, smooth stuff
Ellie Goulding
Lindsey Stirling
Tim Minchin
Adventure Time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Lake Anna (Every summer since forever)
-Good old fashioned crappy chinese takeout
-I dunno, maybe some other stuff. Brown sugar probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion, philosophy, science.
The Mormons knocked on my door. 3 of them. White shirts with ties. It made my day. I invited them all in and talked with them for several hours. We were all very polite about everything - I just enjoyed the open and honest discussion.

Also I think about holy shit, where did the time go?? Crap dude it's 2014!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gearing up for whatever activity or adventure is planned for that weekend and playing computer games online with friends. (Erm, not MMO's, I just want to make that clear.) Or sometimes I'll invite a bunch of people over to watch a movie at my place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The list of good books I've read is fairly short.
I'll tell you way more embarrassing stuff if you ask me though.
You should message me if
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- your life goals don't involve babies.
- you're not religious.