Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Globe-trotting crimefighter, looking to share adventures with sly
In other words, I've enjoyed visiting 4 or 5 continents in the past
few years, and was only attacked by monkeys once. (Actually,
"ambushed by monkeys" is more accurate - something that was
simultaneously terrifying and impressive. I may have won the battle
that day, but those monkeys won my respect). Though 2013 has (so
far) been almost entirely NYC-based.
And I do fight crime, but strictly locally. After years of private
practice as a lawyer (or "law-talking guy", as it's commonly
known), I was very fortunate to be able to take a position as a
state prosecutor last year. And I still pinch myself every time I
In terms of adventures, that could be anything: skydiving, SCUBA
diving, eating BBQ duck neck in Sunset Park, or watching a cool
documentary about any of that. I try to be open to all experiences,
because you never know what's going to be amazing unless you try it
(within reason, of course).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to be excellent at my job, excellent with my
friends, and excellent with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can intuitively grasp public transportation in any city in the
world, including, but not limited to, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Nairobi,
Florence, and Budapest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: my favorite authors are David Foster Wallace
, Salman Rushdie
, George Saunders
The best books I read recently were The Orphan Master's Son by Adam
Johnson, and the Teleportation Accident by Ned Beauman.
Movies: this changes all the time. Some all time favs include
Airplane!, Spinal Tap, and, of course, Godfather. Recently, very
pleasantly surprised by how much I loved Funny People. And Scott
Pilgrim vs. the World sort of spoke to me...
Shows: the usual everyone likes -- The Wire and Breaking Bad. Veep
is quite amazing, too. Still love the weird comedies, like
Children's Hospital and Burning Love.
Music: Total indie rock geek. Which means I can make the best
playlists ever for any occasion. You're welcome, in advance.
Food: Anything weird, spicy, ethnic, fusion-y, and/or experimental.
Treason is a cold boiled potato on a white china plate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, Cool clothes, Friends, fusion food, and um... water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
50/50 between (1) planning on how to take over the world, and (2)
planning my next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at a weird diy concert or a comedy show, or just having a
nice meal with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I practice making funny noises when no one's around (and sometimes
when I wrongly think no one's around...).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like homemade Thai and/or Japanese curries. (Seriously. I
make the best curries.)
If you love knowledge and art, and aren't afraid to talk about
You love to travel and are open to new experiences.
You question why people like things, but are open to the
possibility that they just do because its awesome.
Bonus points if you look cute rocking out.
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