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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:48am
Relationship Type
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Irish (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a geek, pure and simple. I'm a bit of a dreamer and a romantic at heart, tho I try not to show it. Increasingly bitter and realistic. I thought Twilight was horrible soulless P.O.S. even before I got to the part about sparkling. I have several tattoos.

update - since I can't put on the religion section, I'm formally telling you now that I've become a Whovian. If you don't know what that is, it's basically Christianity but with more time travel, lasers, and British accents.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's the bit I'm trying to figure out. I'm not very happy my job, but I endure because I have to. There's a lot of stuff out there I want to do, but unfortunately lack the resources. I am halfway through the 100 pushups challenge, though it may take me longer since I refuse to quit smoking and that wreaks havoc with the cardiovascular system and muscle endurance. Also, trying to learn how to play the guitar. Almost, repeat ALMOST memorized the Doctor Who theme song.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not quitting smoking.
Swearing profusely.
I'm REALLY good in bed. Seriously, I can sleep for days.
Crossword puzzles.
Ignoring the pile of laundry in the corner of my room.
Knowing when to keep my mouth shut.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The book in front of my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchett or Christopher Moore.
Here's a Game: I'll just say my favorite line from the movie and you guess which one. Fun, right?
"We had a slight weapons malfunction, but now everything's perfectly alright now. We're alright, here, now, we're alright. How're you?"

"If he doesn't want to be famous, I'll make him INFAMOUS!"

"How do we know it's really you?"
-"You're a dick."

"And shepherds we, shall be, for thee, my Lord, for Thee...."

"No, I've NEVER met Pizarro, but I love his pies."

"You had 10 minutes to make up your fucking mind! What is it with you people? Can somebody please tell me? I mean, we sell coffee! THAT'S IT! Nothing else! I mean you're not buyin a car, right? Make a fuckin decision, huh? How about?!?! Here! I know! Here we go. You're gonna have a REGULAR coffee. Careful! The beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

"How is it that an ugly fuckin' CHUD like you can always have two hot girls fighting over him?"

"And what makes you so special?"
"Nothing. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn."

Music: Dropkick Murphys, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Skillet, Colin Haye, Bob Marley, Eminem, AC/DC, The Ramones, Disturbed. Slipknot, Street Dogs, Far From Finished, White Zombie,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my books
my bed
my cigarettes
my exercise routines
personal space
what few true friends I feel I have. They're all brilliant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yeesh, I have a better chance of building another CERN lab and finding the Higgs-Boson Particle by next weekend than I do at mapping out my thought processes. Someone once suggested I have Attent..... ooh a squirrel! And how big of a prick King Joffrey is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work til midnight on Fridays so I usually just grab a sixer of Yeungling and play video games. That's about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have post traumatic stress disorder from almost drowning as a child and I was almost abducted when I was 4. Fortunately I was found.
You should message me if
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You're Obscura Lupa. You want to have a good conversation about anything. You want to laugh over a few drinks or have a lightsaber battle in the middle of Market Square. You're anti-authority. You want to know WHY Captain America could kick Batman's ass. You like pirates and assassins and comic books.