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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I guess welcome to my own personal little bit of Okcupid, help yourself to the blackjack and hookers.

I'm a music addict, proud ex-rocker of a glorious bowl cut and aggressively willing to get my Mick Jagger on. Hipster round the edges but mostly just independently minded and independently motivated. Just as comfortable up at 6am in a warehouse as I am doing afternoon tea in Claridges or riding friends coattails into Shoreditch House. Love the outdoors, always have.

Life is fun so anything from the seemingly mundane to the ludicrous keeps me entertained. Ludicrously mundane is probably my sweet-spot. I make sure I enjoy life and everything god damn great in it! i.e. Bagels.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending time as a gallivanting design consultant making your life much much cooler

Convincing friends that the band they've never heard of playing that gig will be the best thing they'll do this month (maybe week..)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Annoying my flatmates with Rae Sremmurd
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music (bloody everything but these spring to mind): Pearl Jam, Bon Iver, Mastodon, Wu-Tang Clan, John Butler Trio, anything with some groove, Agnes Obel, Johnny Flynn, Warpaint, Benga, Xavier Rudd.


Books: Altered Carbon, Hyperion, anything by Bill Bryson, Catcher in the Rye, Fahrenheit 451, Pratchett :(

Film: Into the Wild, A Scanner Darkly, Waynes World, Amores Perros, Black Swan, The Tree of Life, Boyhood

TV: The Wire, South Park, House, Documentaries, Mad Men, BSG (if you know this you know this), House of Cards, True Detective,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything, I daydream.. but..
What I love and how to do more of it.
Something I'm trying to work out, like whether when you sleep the person that wakes up is just a new but exact copy of your consciousness while the night before your previous consciousness died. It gets trippy.
How much I hurt from Crossfit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out somewhere with some bass pretending I know how to body pop or trying a new restaurant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still 'it' from a game of primary school tig (Dob for my homies in the midlands)
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too seriously, find the world interesting and are very much your own person. That and you're down for a game of tig.