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28 M Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:08pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
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A few things about me:

- I love to read and write. I get paid to do it and it's the best job in the world. A girl who reads is a girl I'll like. Usually. I guess if you just read Mein Kampf over and over, that would be a problem.

- Comedy is hugely important to me. Most of what I write is comedy, and most of my decisions in life are based on how funny it would be. If you can find something to smile and laugh about in most situations, we'll get along fantastically.

- I found a raccoon living in my garage and have started feeding him. I call him Foamy. He's gotten quite fat and I'm starting to worry about his health. Can raccoons get diabetes?

- I play guitar, bass and ukelele (for some reason). My taste in music is pretty eclectic - as I write this, I'm listening to Frank Turner. A Best-Of-The-20's album is next on my playlist.

- I'm a bit of a nerd. I like sci-fi, comics and almost anything science related. I still have a faint scar on my leg from when I was 11 years old and tried to build a jetpack. I swear, I got off the ground.

- I love a good conversation, whether it's philosophical ponderings, a debate about morality, or just talking about the day and making each other laugh.

- If I'm ever in a bad mood, watching a cartoon from the 90's will always cheer me up.

- I like pubs and pub games.A pint and a game of darts is always fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm focused on writing. I do a lot of freelance work but eventually I'd like to move to novels. There's something ridiculous and fantastic about being paid to make up silly stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I love to laugh and crack jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Tough to pick a favorite. I love Dickens, Gaimon, Vonnegut, Wilde ... I could go on for a while. A Christmas Carol is my all time favorite and I reread it every year. American Gods, The Road, John Dies at The End, Oliver Twist - all in my top 10.

Movies - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, It's a Wonderful Life, Primer, Prestige.

Music - Punk, Folk, Alt, Old-timey, almost anything. I've been listening to Frank Turner a lot lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Books
- Notebooks
- Cherry flavored Jolly Ranchers
- Tea
- My friends
- Guitar