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David-J

51 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of med school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly), Other (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary

If they have such a good understanding of me, how come they don't know my real name :).

I don't take life too seriously, enjoy whatever comes my way, love to laugh and enjoy making people laugh even more. I'm rarely at a loss for words, and when I am, there's usually a good cuss word that will work. I'm about 10 miles wide and 3 inches deep, and know just enough about just about everything to get me in serious trouble.

I enjoy my own company a lot.. not sure what that says about me, but I make me laugh, piss me off, and to be honest, consider me one of my best friends. (That looks weirder in type than it did in my head!)

I've travelled all over the world, and have my dream job. The hours are insanse but the perks are awesome. I work with people I truly like and respect, and compared to other people I know, I think I'm a helluva lucky guy.

I don't drive, Live right downtown Toronto. and can't decide if I'm a country boy stuck in the city, or a city boy who's never quite found it's groove. Either way, Canada is a pretty nice place to be stuck thinking about it.

As you can probably guess from my quiz, I'm also a Coronation St. junkie :).



I am acerbic, dark, and mirthful
What I’m doing with my life
Exactly what I always dreamed I would be, with even more exciting things on the horizon.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh probably is the first thing that jumps to mind. I have a very, (VERY) dark sense of humor that the wrong person will probably find fairly offensive. I tend to be very sarcastic, and can generally see the stupid side of things. If not, I just lie and make them up :).

I'm a bit of a computer-geek, know how to build, fix, beg borrow and steal to get the best out of them, and am constantly being asked to build systems for friends. (This is a good thing till something goes wrong, and it's all my fault).

The first things people usually notice about me
Prolly the blonde hair.. I guess.. and my awful fashion sense. I look like a goodwill reject most of the time.

I've never been a big fan of wearing 'the proper' clothes, and much prefer comfortable and casual over stylish. I'm a huge hypochrite though.. I like my partner to have a good fashion sense, and am more than willing to dress up to out somewhere if it'll get her into that little black dress.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.. ummm... Get to know me better and I'll tell you, otherwise the titles will scare you away :).

Movies.. Either very funny or very sad. I'm a sucker for chick flicks. Airplane is probably the best movie of all time.. Even if the yanks can't spell it properly.

Music.. one of my passions.. I can pretty honestly say I like anything and everything.. from opera to country from classical to disco.. Just depends on my mood. Sometimes I have 80's blaring, Alan Parsons, Pink Floyd, sometimes it's Beethoven, sometimes it's just the all-news or talk radio station.

Food.. another passion. I love food, I love tastes, textures.. there is very little I don't like. I love Indian food, Chinese food, and being Scottish, I like absolutely anything as long as it's covered in HP Sauce, baked beans and chips.

The six things I could never do without
My Rogers Digital Cable and Personal Video Recorder. (So much for world peace eh?)

My computer and Internet Connection.

My down comforter, electric blanket and comfy bed in general.

MP3 player and my stupidly large collection of MP3's.

Indoor Grill and Crock Pot. (Food in general)

Oh yeah, and world peace etc. etc. etc.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What is at the end if you answer all the questions on OkCupid? And now I know :).

If I have 3 woos left, can I use two of them at once and make a train noise?

When I view my own profile, it says I am a 94% Match and 95% friend. TO ME !!!! What would the 99% match be like? Shouldn't I like me more than anyone else does? Also, it says they know me very, very well.. What the hell do they know?

The users who are 'like-me' Scare me.. How the hell did I end up in that group.. what question did I answer that was sooooo wrong :).

On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with some friends sitting at a quiet bar solving the worlds problems, or at least yelling loudly about them, at a movie, (I have no problem going alone), sitting with friends from work trying to figure out how we can be so much smarter than the people who run the place, or sitting at home watching CSI, American Idol, Canadian Idol, Coronation Street and Law & Order, Greys Anatomy, Trailer Park Boys, Six Feet Under or Family Plots on the Tivo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't stop running with scissors till I was well into my 30's.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–88
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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