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I used to be a personal trainer and guitar tutor (to put myself
through uni). I am also hugely into science and medicine, these
areas have been a fascination of mine since a child, and I like to
learn something new in these areas everyday What a geek! I also
Apart from that I enjoy socialising... which on here seems to be
super secret special code for "getting totally pissed and waking up
in a gutter".... :/ When I say socialising I mean actual
conversation. I prefer pubs, I dislike clubs, and I get a lot of my
social interaction at the gym which is fine by me... it's
conversation with like-minded people after all.
I do NOT discuss my career until I get to know someone quite well.
I'm unable to disclose a lot of things at first which unfortunately
puts people off. ***Yet I still get a bazillion messages saying
"lol Hi I liek ur prfile wut iz ur job lol"***
I am generally an exception to the rule (see what I did there?), I
do not share many characteristics with the "typical man". You won't
find me coming home stinking of carlsberg or sat on my a*** in
front of the football. I'm full of suprises and very romantic. I
like to treat the lady in my life very well and I am very
I am looking for an independent, thinking, intelligent, considerate
woman (with nice teeth - there's the shallow bit :)). Intelligence
is a huge turn on for me, probably because it's so damn rare.
Unfortunately I seem to attract air head women who are only after
one night stands, which is NOT what I am looking for. The last
thing I want is a materialistic, gossip-mag reading,
reality-tv-watching, dribbling idiot. I once went on a date with a
girl whose first question to me was "So whose side are you on? Team
Andre or team Jordan??". I took an instant dislike :)
If your interests sound remotely like: "Drinkin, clubbin, and avvin
a laugh" then I'd rather not hear from you, I would like someone
who is doing something a little more constructive with their life
rather than pissing it away :)
Oh and just another, tiny, rant... I have received a few messages
from some young ladies who actually have "Tanning" listed as an
interest!!!! There's nothing wrong with occasional sunbed usage but
it's not a ****ing INTEREST for ****s sake!!! If that is as
interesting as your life gets (along with 'avvin a larf) then
please please please do not message me. I choose intelligent and
interesting friends and I would not expect any less from a
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Where to start.... haha.
Very good with my hands, my work requires me to be accurate to
within less than 1mm on a moving target. Very dexterous in general
I play the guitar to a grade 8 standard.
Listening. Rare for a bloke I know but I listen and remember.
I'm Athletic, awful at team sports but most other things I'm pretty
Music, as alluded to earlier.
I'll stop for now :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... well I don't read too much to be honest. My time is filled
with other things I hold more valuable. But the best book I have
read recently is Derren Brown's Trick of the Mind.
Movies: Best one I've seen recently was The Prestige. Also Batman:
The Dark Knight (completely saved by Heath Ledger).
Music: Loads, basically anything except RnB and white people who
think they're black.
Food: Almost everything, dislike vegetarians.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
OMG wow like obv my hair straighteners and false lashes! OMG OMG
My Health (often forgotten!)
Electricity (I know this is a dull answer, but we'd be totally
stuffed without it)
I'm quite fond of my car, plus I need it to get to work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it's really all about.... then I realise it doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, family or at the gym. Hate clubs, prefer pubs/bars
but ultimately I don't spend much time in either.
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