While the entire paragraph was entirely (not at all) satire. It held some of the truths of my passions, I work very hard as a PhD. student researching to help improve my field. I'm also a little bit of a hippie, I love to be outdoors, and I do what I can (reasonably) to help reduce my waste.
I'm a Myers-Briggs INTJ type, and rather strongly so. When I first heard that everyone could be summarized in 16 types, I thought that was ridiculous. Then I read the summary of my type, and it really freaks me out. Its like they are in my head.
My goal in life is to leave the world a slightly better place than when I came.