Now, I know what you're thinking... He is a Army Man? He plays guitar and writes his own songs? Is extremely outdoorsy? Can this guy really do all these things? Well of course! With new patented technology used by Russian astronauts, this set of Blue eyes comes built in with a brain 2 times as fast as the computer in your Ipod!!! (that's 10 x faster than your zune).
Now everyone asks, “What's the catch with this great steal, I mean, deal?” Well the only draw back is the fortunate relief of no longer signing on to this website! Prepare to amaze your friends! He slices, dices and comes in 10 different corresponding outfits. Be the envy of all your friends while enjoying the leisure of life. Finally be able to go out with other couples and no longer be the 3rd wheel. Wow your dad when your new package shows he actually knows what a wrench is.
But WAIT, there's more!!! If you email within the next 30 seconds, you'll also receive
* A hopeless romantic
* Someone to fix things around the house
* A thirst for adventure
* An expanded repertoire of vocabulary
* and a thriving for great conversation
This is a limited time offer and quantity is limited.
This product is not sold in stores, so email now!
Included with shipment is FREE arm hook for your walking safety!
This product only compatible with females
Do not sell/purchase in the state of California.
Use caution around open flames, extremely flammable.
Must enjoy movies, reading, adventure, intellectual conversations, and exploring the city, walks, board games, volunteering, playing with Legos, cooking, and dogs.
Possible side effects may include:
Sudden dizziness when not absorbed in moderation.
Happiness and sudden bouts of joy
Sore face from grinning all the time
Lack of breath from laughing too hard
Floating 2 inches about the ground when moving
A lack of time on Friday nights.