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DavidIsC00L

29 M Saint Petersburg, FL

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Single
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Offspring
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English

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My self-summary
Have you been sitting at your computer all evening thinking "Wow, I really wish I could find myself a gentleman for once?” Have you been searching all the city for someone intelligent, witty, and handsome? Maybe you’re tired of clearing out your email box to find nothing of substance? Well look no further! With only 3-4 easy payments of an email, a Blue-eyed gentleman of your dreams can be sent to you on express delivery!

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But WAIT, there's more!!! If you email within the next 30 seconds, you'll also receive
* A hopeless romantic
* Someone to fix things around the house
* A thirst for adventure
* An expanded repertoire of vocabulary
* and a thriving for great conversation

This is a limited time offer and quantity is limited.
This product is not sold in stores, so email now!
Included with shipment is FREE arm hook for your walking safety!

[WARNING]
This product only compatible with females
Do not sell/purchase in the state of California.
Use caution around open flames, extremely flammable.
Must enjoy movies, reading, adventure, intellectual conversations, and exploring the city, walks, board games, volunteering, playing with Legos, cooking, and dogs.

Possible side effects may include:
Sudden dizziness when not absorbed in moderation.
Happiness and sudden bouts of joy
Sore face from grinning all the time
Lack of breath from laughing too hard
Floating 2 inches about the ground when moving
A lack of time on Friday nights.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pffft what a boring question. Lets make a new one:
What are WE going to be doing the next couple of Friday nights?

Window shopping/making fun of goofy styles
Country/western dancing at real hole-in-the-wall places.
Dancing at a club any style
Finding Live Music where we can sit back, listen, watch, draw on napkins, etc.
Board games. Yup, I'm that type.
Hiking, camping, riding quads.
Volunteering for anything random (I want to try something new)
Let's go visit a flea market and haggle for items we don't need!
Putt-putt
Zoo!

Pretty much whatever's clever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once __________. No wait I think I did that twice.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating