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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello! I'm Dave.

I wrote a tongue twister, see how fast you can say it:
"Thomas the non-anonymous anemone: an autonomous anomaly unamenable to manatees."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated with a BA in writing from Sarah Lawrence College in 2011, and now I'm living in Brooklyn as the vanguard of gentrification for ""Prospect Lefferts Gardens"". I'm producing a short film with some close compatriots, otherwise I sing and write where I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing baritenor, critical analysis, making my friends laugh, and balding.

Update: not as excellent at balding as I thought. Need to get more stressed out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some combination of hair and eyes.

This phrase is also how I would describe Argus if I were in a hurry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Screen: Man on the Moon; The Fog of War; Pan's Labyrinth; Blade Runner; Community; Game of Thrones; Rome; Silicon Valley; Cosmos, Last Week Tonight.

Text:; Candide; Dune; Invisible Cities; Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality; One Hundred Years of Solitude; Arcadia; Ender’s Game; Guns, Germs, and Steel.

Sound: Outkast; E.S. Posthumus; Girl Talk; Queen; Lebo M; Yoshida Brothers; The Glitch Mob; Motown; Imagine Mumfords and the Machine; Metallica; OneRepublic; Rodrigo y Gabriela; Hozier.

Taste: Coconut curry duck; eggs Benedict; fresh pineapple; jerk chicken; lamb vindaloo; cold watermelon; capellini with pesto; crabcakes; Key Lime pie; FLAN.

Control: Fez; Braid; Civilization; League of Legends; Bastion; Antichamber; Mass Effect 2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
From least to most abstract and pretentious:
my PC
air conditioning
spicy food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether weather withers Withers.

Also, my various philosophical allegiances to rationality, egalitarianism, and the like.

Doppelalso, how to be compelling to those around me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the city with friends, partaking in some combination of spice eatin', board gamin', and film watchin'. Karaoke is atypical but welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm uncircumcised?
You should message me if
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fuck / marry / kill: fucking, marriage, killing.

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