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David_3996

21 M Baton Rouge, LA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is futile. I've been on here since 6/13 and it seems as though the odds of finding a good match are slim to none, at best, though there is still a tiny possibility, tiny, of finding someone I could give a damn about. This rant is somewhat useless, considering that very few people will ever see it. Anyway, if you're not crazy religious and find me remotely interesting you should maybe keep reading and then possibly at least say hello, or not.

I'm quite the introvert, though I spend a lot of time outside, mostly on the water. I'm really into stand up paddle boarding (SUP) at the moment. Most of my pictures come from paddling, either on the Mississippi River or the lakes near LSU. I wear flip flops and shorts all year round.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a biology major at LSU with interests in foreign language, emergency medicine, and outdoor recreation. I also work as a lifeguard/cashier at a BREC park in north BR.

If there was some practical job out there that involved knowing English, Italian, Esperanto, Japanese, Russian, German, Tagalog, and/or Afrikaans I'd become fluent in those and maybe other languages and then do that job for the rest of my life. But that would be too good to be true, so I'm going to settle for some sort of hopefully exciting job in the medical field.
I’m really good at
stand up paddle boarding
long distance longboarding
slacklining
over thinking simple things
watching way too many tv shows at the same time
The first things people usually notice about me
At the moment it would probably be my giant handlebar moustache that I've been growing since 10/13.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bryce Courtenay, Edward Rutherfurd, and ...

American Beauty and Ladri di Bicicletti

I like tv shows and movies with drama, humor, suspense, and/or action: Grimm, Vikings, New Girl, Breaking Bad, The Following, Arrow, Game of Thrones, Bates Motel, Hannibal, The Office, Arrested Development and much more. I also watch A LOT of anime and a few British tv shows.

I'm probably the only person in the world who could live without music.

I eat almost anything except seafood, though I enjoy certain sushi. Yes, I am from Louisiana.
The six things I could never do without
my paddle board
my longboard
anime
sleep
sunlight
coffee/tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the illusion of perpetual motion and missed opportunities
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping, some people work on Saturday mornings
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I should probably remember to wear underwear more often.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you actually read some of that shit