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David_Ericsson

23 Santa Clara, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First, a little music to set the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4D51RZzS5g

Hey, I'm Dave!
I've got a dirty mind, but a pure heart; In relationships I'm as loyal as a dog, and twice as likely to start humping your leg. I love playing guitar, traveling, reading, drawing, exercising, day-dreaming, having a good time with my friends, occasionally breaking shit with one of my swords, hiking, going on adventures... and possibly you, darlin'! ;D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Majoring in Archaeology, playing my guitar well past 3 in the morning, lifting lots of heavy things to realize my childhood dream of being Conan The Barbarian, and trying not to die 5 miles away from where I was born while resisting the urge to sail away and wander around until I at least finish my Bachelor's.

Currently in Ireland, where I'm a staff member on an Archaeological field-school! For the next ~2 months or so I'll be excavating castles, chapels, and even trenching a muthafuckin' moat! All while trying to hide my monolithic nerd-boner for all things medieval from my peers! Exciting times!

"Lives of great men all remind us
We may make our lives sublime,
And departing leave behind us
Footprints in the sands of time..."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing guitar (and I'm even better at playing air-guitar! :3), drawing, writing, impressions; I've been told I give the best hugs, that I'm good with my fingers, and that I'm quite the cunning linguist ;D ... Subtlety, obviously...
On a more boring note (well, to you anyway), I'm also good at mapping terrain and structures, digging for artifacts without accidentally destroying them before cleaning and cataloging them... All kinds of other shit, the list just goes on and on... obviously self reflection as you can plainly see.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-My loooooong flowing hair; you'd best believe I let my freak-flag fly!
-That my jawline "looks like it was chiseled out of marble by the gods themselves" (so I've actually been told in those exact words)
-People say I should do radio after hearing the deep, manly timbre of my voice just as frequently as they start calling me "Thor," which, being both Swedish AND a huge nerd, I find extremely flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything about ancient world history, mythology, Sci-Fi, Sword&Sorcery/fantasy, adventure, etc. Robert E. Howard, Tolkien, G.R.R. Martin, Lovecraft, Moorcock, etc... Also, I can school you on any comic book character (ladies, one at a time, please!).

Movies: Waaayy too many to name, but I like, y'know, a wide variety, especially if they're a little dark or bizzare. Conan The Barbarian, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, LOTR, Star Wars, of course; all the usual esoteric nerdy, trippy, weird stuff. I will watch anything with Clint Eastwood. Long live the Toxic Avenger! 'Nuff said.
Shows: SPARTACUUUSSS!!! Californication, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... Adult Swim and Comedy Central, what more do you need? Game of Thrones is the greatest thing ever put to TV.

As for Music; I love Rock n' Roll and Heavy Metal with a fiery passion! If you play me dubstep, edm, rap (unless it's absurdly thugnificent), or any mindless, top 40 bullshit, I will start to convulse, turn pale, then vomit acid-blood all over you.
Here's the part where I list my favorite bands... Brace yourself; LED ZEPPELIN, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Slayer, Deep Purple, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Mastodon, High On Fire, Thin Lizzy, Guns N' Roses, MC5, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, you can't possibly still be reading this, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Montrose, Cream, Mountain, Nirvana, Hawkwind, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Rush, Rainbow, Saxon, Scorpions, if you're still reading this, the magic words to get into my pants are Klaatu barada nikto, UFO, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, The Who... Oh, and just to emphasize, LED-fucking-ZEPPELIN!! If any of those bands strike a chord (pun intended) with you, definitely let me know! Also... I want the Funk, I need the Funk, I've got to have that Funk, Give me the Funk. Funkadelic, Muthafunka.

Food: I love all kinds, especially the more exotic flavors like Indian and Thai. I'm always eager to try something new and incredible!.. Unless it has testicles or bugs of any sort, or was fermented in spit or feces.... Ecuador was an interesting place... Be wary of the Chicha!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, adventure, friends, nature, good food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Day dreaming or having some weird mental dialogue going on about; Existence, non-existence, death, love, sex, guitar (riffs and solos), poems/lyrics, the ancient world, history, space, the Universe, the end of the Universe, the infinite possibilities within the Universe, the future, my future, what I want out of life, where I want to travel, the grandeur of nature, what I want to do with the ever increasingly finite amount of time I have with my consciousness... "The future's uncertain, and the end is always near.... Let it roll, baby, roll!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a great time with my friends!... Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have relatively long and sharp canine teeth, almost vampire-esque.

Also, I was fairly drunk when I wrote this thing... for better or worse, I think it shows, haha.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of my hunky photos and/or bizarre ramblings have stirred you to do so, and you want to have some fun and get to know each other better in person!