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23 Santa Clara, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:36pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**UPDATE: Currently seeing someone, not looking for anyone else now, so just move it along, sister**

First a little music to set the mood:

Hey, I'm Dave!
blah, blah, blah, I love playing guitar, traveling, reading, drawing, excercising, day-dreaming, having a good smoke/drink (or, eh... Several) with my friends, occasionally breaking shit with one of my swords, hiking, going on adventures... and possibly you, darlin'! ;D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Majoring in Archaeology, making sandwiches for a pittance, playing my guitar until 3 in the morning, lifting lots of heavy things to realize my childhood dream of being Conan The Barbarian, and trying not to die 5 miles away from where I was born whilst also, contradictorily, resisting the urge to sail away and wander around until I at least finish my Bachelor's.

This past summer I took part in an Archaeological field school in Ecuador where I stayed in a 500 year old hacienda by night, and ventured through the Andes, excavating ancient Incan fortresses by day!
I'm currently saving up for another big adventure this summer-another field school, this time in Ireland, this time as a staff member- Exciting times!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing guitar (and I'm even better at playing air-guitar! :3), drawing, writing, impressions, mapping terrain and structures, digging for artifacts without accidentally destroying them, fighting clinical depression, all kinds of other shit, the list just goes on and on... obviously self reflection as you can plainly see.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-My loooooong flowing hair; you'd best believe I let my freak-flag fly!
-That my jawline looks like it was chiseled out of marble by the gods themselves (so I'm told)
So many people have told me I look like Thor, I mean it's basically my nickname at this point, and I try not to let it be too obvious how much I enjoy that, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything with/about ancient world history, mythology, Sci-Fi, Sword&Sorcery/fantasy, adventure, etc. Robert E. Howard, Tolkien, G.R.R. Martin, Lovecraft, Moorcock, etc... Also, I can school you on any comic book character (ladies, one at a time, please! There's only so much of me to go around!) you just name it.
Movies: Waaayy too many to name, but I like, y'know, a wide variety, especially if they're a little dark or bizzare. I will watch anything with Clint Eastwood. 'Nuff said.
Shows: SPARTACUUUSSS!!! Adult Swim and Comedy Central are the only reasons for cable's existence. Game of Thrones is the greatest thing ever put to TV. Cosmos is just... Brain porn... And just the most amazing thing ever when you're high, haha.
As for music; I love Rock n' Roll/Heavy Metal with a fiery passion! If you play me dubstep, edm, rap (unless it's absurdly thugnificent), or any mindless, top 40 bullshit, I will start to convulse, then probably vomit blood. It's like my Kryptonite. Here are some of my absolute favorite bands; LED ZEPPELIN, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Slayer, Deep Purple, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Amon Amarth, Mastodon, High On Fire, Thin Lizzy, Guns N' Roses, MC5, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, you can't possibly still be reading this, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Montrose, Cream, Mountain, Nirvana, Hawkwind, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Rush, Rainbow, Saxon, Scorpions, if you're still reading this, the magic words to get into my pants are Klaatu barada nikto, UFO, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, The Who... Oh, and just to emphasize, LED-fucking-ZEPPELIN!! If any of those bands strike a chord (pun intended, hyuck hyuck) with you, definitely let me know! Also... I want the Funk, I need the Funk, I've got to have that Funk, Give me the Funk. Funkadelic, Muthafunka.
Food: I love all kinds, especially the more exotic the flavors. I'm always eager to try something new and incredible!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, adventure, friends, nature, good food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Day dreaming or having some weird mental dialogue going on about; Existence, non-existence, death, love, sex, guitar (riffs and solos), poems/lyrics, the ancient world, history, space, the Universe, the end of the Universe, the infinite possibilities within the Universe, the future, my future, what I want out of life, where I want to travel, the grandeur of nature, what I want to be...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a great time with my friends!... Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was fairly drunk when I wrote this thing... for better or worse, I think it shows, haha.
You should message me if
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-*You want to actually hang out or go out sometime.* I'd rather hear your voice and look you in the eye while getting to know you and having a natural, fluid conversation with a fellow human being than stare at a computer screen and make weird, lifeless, small talk. So come on, let's go somewhere and do something fun! :) I promise I don't bite... Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case I definitely do ;D
-You don't describe yourself as a "bad bitch."
-You actually look like your profile pictures.
-You don't have/have never had a penis. Sorry, much luck to you, but no thanks.
-You are going to say more than "hey" or "what's up." Yeah, that shit happens to us too, ladies, though definitely not as frequently as you get it. My sympathies.
-You're some witchy Rock N' Roll sex-goddess combination of Stevie Nicks, Debbie Harry, and Joan Jett.
-Any of my hunky photos and/or bizarre ramblings have stirred you to do so.