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22 M Santa Clara, CA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Dave!
I love playing guitar, traveling, reading, drawing, excercising, day-dreaming, having a good drink (or, eh... Several) with my friends, occasionally breaking shit with one of my swords, going on adventures... and possibly you, darlin'! ;D
What I’m doing with my life
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Majoring in Archaeology, making sandwiches for a pittance, playing my guitar until 3 in morning, and lifting lots of heavy things to realize my childhood dream of being Conan The Barbarian. ;P

I'll be in Ecuador until September 2nd for an Archaeological field school; going to be staying in a 500 year old hacienda by night, and venturing through the Andes, excavating ancient Incan fortresses by day! Sorry, no dates 'til I'm back, but I promise I'm worth the wait! ;P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing guitar (and I'm even better at playing air-guitar! :3), drawing, impressions, singing in the shower, being a goof, playing rockband when I'm drunk, the list just goes on and on... obviously self reflection as you can plainly see.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My loooooong flowing hair! You'd best believe I let my freak-flag fly!
Many people say I remind them of Thor... And I try to not let that go to my head too much :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything with/about ancient world history, Barbarians, Vikings, the dark ages, Sword&Sorcery/fantasy, etc. Robert E. Howard, Tolkien, G.R.R. Martin, Lovecraft, Moorcock... As for music; I love Rock n' Roll/Heavy Metal with a fiery passion! If you play me dubstep, rap, or any mindless, top 40 bullshit, I will start to convulse, then probably vomit blood. It's like my Kryptonite. Here are all of my absolute favorite bands; LED ZEPPELIN, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Slayer, Deep Purple, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Amon Amarth, Mastodon, High On Fire, Thin Lizzy, Guns N' Roses, MC5, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Montrose, Cream, Mountain, Nirvana, Hawkwind, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Rush, Rainbow, Saxon, Scorpions, UFO, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, The Who... Oh, and just to emphasize, LED-fucking-ZEPPELIN!! If any of those bands strike a chord (pun intended, hyuck hyuck) with you, definitely let me know!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The music, my guitar, adventure, good food, sleep, nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence, non-existence, death, love, sex, guitar (riffs and solos), writing lyrics, the ancient world, history, space, the Universe, the end of the Universe, the infinite possibilities within the Universe, the future, my future, what I want out of life, where I want to travel, the grandeur of nature, what I want to be...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a great time with my friends!... Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes wear a Kilt.... without any underwear! ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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any of my hunky photos and/or bizarre ramblings have stirred you to do so ;P