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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:19am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm, the ayatollah of Rock n' Rolla, a gentleman and a scholar, lover of all that is heavy, lifter of all that is heavy, a guitar-slinging-sorcerer, and an actual Archaeologist. I'm also self-aware enough to realize how cheesy that just sounded.

Now, a little music to set the mood:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a fancy-shmacy-old-timey cocktail bar, trying to save up for a motorcycle, or to turn my Camaro into a Road-Warrior-esque post-apocalyptic death machine. Using up all my motorcycle money to travel the world. Majoring in Archaeology, playing my guitar well past 3 in the morning, lifting lots of heavy things to fulfill my childhood dream of being Conan The Barbarian, and trying not to die 5 miles away from where I was born while resisting the urge to sail away and wander around until I at least finish my Bachelor's. My goal is to become an expert in Ground Penetrating Radar and Geospatial Information Systems so I only have to work 2-3 months a year and make an absurd amount of money to fund my artistic endeavors.

Just got back from Ireland, where I was a staff member on an Archaeological field-school! Spent the last 2 months or so excavating castles, chapels, and even trenching a muthafuckin' moat! All while trying to hide my monolithic nerd-boner for all things medieval from my peers. Good times!

"Lives of great men all remind us
We may make our lives sublime,
And departing leave behind us
Footprints in the sands of time..."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing guitar (and I'm even better at playing air-guitar! :3), drawing, getting out of speeding tickets, writing, impressions, I've been told I give the best hugs, haha; all kinds of things, really whatever I put my mind to.
On a more boring note (well, to you anyway), I'm also good at mapping terrain and structures, digging for artifacts without accidentally destroying them before cleaning and cataloging them... All kinds of other shit, the list just goes on and on... obviously self reflection as you can plainly see.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-My loooooong flowing hair; you'd best believe I let my freak-flag fly!
-Resting Angry Face (I'm really nice, I swear!)
-My jawline
-People say I should do radio after hearing the deep, manly timbre of my voice just as frequently as they start calling me "Thor," which, being both Swedish AND a huge nerd, I find extremely flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: This world kind of sucks aside from the parts without humans on it, so anything I can dive into as an escape; Anything about ancient world history, mythology, Sci-Fi, Sword&Sorcery/fantasy, adventure, etc. Robert E. Howard, Tolkien, G.R.R. Martin, Lovecraft, Moorcock (best name ever), etc... Also, I can school you on any comic book character (ladies, one at a time, please!). I think every American should have to read Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States," however we would probably need more funding for mental healthcare for the aftermath of that mass disillusionment, haha.

Movies: Waaayy too many to name, but I like, y'know, a wide variety, especially if they're dark and bizarre. Conan The Barbarian, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, LOTR, Star Wars, of course; all the usual esoteric nerdy, trippy, weird stuff. I will watch anything with Clint Eastwood. Long live the Toxic Avenger! 'Nuff said.
Shows: SPARTACUUUSSS!!! Californication, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rick and Morty... Adult Swim and Comedy Central, what more do you need? Game of Thrones is the greatest thing ever put to TV.

As for Music; I love Rock n' Roll, Punk, and Heavy Metal with a fiery passion! If you play me dubstep, edm, rap (unless it's absurdly thugnificent), or any mindless, top 40 bullshit, I will start to convulse, turn pale, then vomit acid-blood all over you.
Here's the part where I list my favorite bands... Brace yourself; LED ZEPPELIN, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Slayer, Deep Purple, AC/DC, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Aerosmith (before the 80s), Mastodon, High On Fire, Thin Lizzy, Bowie, FEAR, KISS, Black Flag, Guns N' Roses, MC5, (Iggy Pop) and The Stooges, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, you can't possibly still be reading this, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Montrose, Cream, Mountain, Hawkwind, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Rush, Rainbow, Saxon, Scorpions, if you're still reading this, the magic words to get into my pants are Klaatu barada nikto, UFO, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, The Who... Oh, and just to emphasize, LED-fucking-ZEPPELIN!! If any of those bands strike a chord (pun intended) with you, definitely let me know! Also... I want the Funk, I need the Funk, I've got to have that Funk, Give me the Funk. Funkadelic, Muthafunka, tear the roof off the sucker!

Food: I love all kinds, especially the more exotic flavors like Indian and Thai. I'm always eager to try something new and incredible!.. Unless it has testicles or bugs of any sort, or was fermented in spit or feces.... Ecuador was an interesting place... If you're ever there,don't drink the Chicha, trust me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar (preferably electric), Rock n' Roll, a good sturdy pair of boots, the open road before me, decent food, a good night's sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How one day the universe itself will die and there will not be any trace of any of our meager accomplishments or even our very existence left and life and the very act of existing in and of itself is entirely devoid of meaning or purpose other than what one makes of their own infinitesimally brief time. How one day no matter what one does, all of their organic matter will rot away and even the dust of their bones will be absorbed back into the earth. Maybe that's all morbid and depressing, and surely it is, but I find it pretty liberating as well...
Death, love, sex, guitar (riffs and solos), poems/lyrics, history, what I want out of life, where I want to travel, nature, what I want to do with my life "The future's uncertain, and the end is always near.... Let it roll, baby, roll!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"It's getting late have you seen my mates
Tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer"

Yeah, yeah, I know it's "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting," but that song gets me in the mood to move ass, so bite me, OKCupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I have relatively long and sharp canine teeth, almost vampire-esque.
- I'm Batman.
- I was fairly drunk when I wrote this thing, as I assume one must be to stand rambling on about themselves like this... for better or worse, I think it shows, haha.
- One of these isn't true
You should message me if
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Any of my hunky photos and/or bizarre ramblings have stirred you to do so, and you want to have some fun and get to know each other better in person!