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David_is_nice

26 / M / bisexual / Available

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am fermenting, Kombucha, and Sauerkraut.

My Self-Summary

I'm looking to meet people who are super funny, know what they want, and have questioning dispositions. Infatuation with permaculture and practical motorcycles is a plus.

Vernacular architecture and sensible urban planning turn me on.
I am a vegan. I love meat and cheese, but I can't really call myself a radical environmentalist and eat all that shit, so there we are.
I'm really into intentional communities and all other kinds of hippie shit.
I don't like to dance.
Fixing motorcycles, cars, and all kinds of transportation make me very very happy.

I am polyamorous, a switch, and pretty freaking queer. I am in long-distance-love with natural builder/zombie killerorangeponcho. We are not monogamous, but are instead totally awesome. She moved back to the east coast last July to get her Master's in dorkology(CS).

Since most people don't respond well to being hit on by guys with girlfriends, I'm going to leave it up to you to message me first.

Dudes: pretty much the only bio-guys I have sex with are already really good friends of mine. And I leave it up to my girlfriend to find others for us. So unless I already know you, I probably wont respond.

What I’m doing with my life

Getting a whole bunch of degrees. Doing lots of math.

Making bicycles go fast.

Defending BDSM from the radical feminists (whom I agree with about a number of other things, but they really don't know what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to kink).

I’m really good at

Debate as a form of foreplay. Cooking anything. Composting. Sounding like I know what I am talking about. Riding motorcycles. Fixing motorcycles. Typing motorcycles.

Making kombucha and sauerkraut. I am pretty into the whole fermented food and natural preservation thing. I'm going to start doing kimchi next.

The first things people usually notice about me

The mason jar of carrot juice I'm carrying. The glint of righteous indignation in my eye. A hint of bitter determination, with subtle notes of self-consciousness and lonely aspiration.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Mostly non-fiction:
"Permaculture: A Designer's Manual" Bill Mollison;
"A Pattern Language" by Christopher Alexander;
"Shock Doctrine" Naomi Klein
"Rethinking Ecofeminist Politics" Janet Biehl;
"Tales of an Economic Hitman" John Perkins;

Music:
Tegan & Sara
Ghostland Observatory
Hot Chip
Tool
Radiohead
MIA

Movies:
Zardoz, Shortbus and Tampopo

The six things I could never do without

Hemp ice-cream.
Audio books.
Bicycles.
Maps.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My kinky-ass girlfriend.

On a typical Friday night I am

Early math class => going to sleep early

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

So this is only going to work if you just trust that I am way more interesting than I can possibly express here. I'm going to be all mysterious and not put anything here and you're going to be really curious and decide to message me to find out my deepest darkest secrets.

You should message me if

You love playing The Settlers of Catan, or other board games.

You want to get solar panels/wind turbine/hydro-power and need some advice.

You want to ride bicycles and drink kombucha and talk about Laplace transformations and welding.

You want to have hot queer sex and snuggle your ass off.