Sometimes I wish I was a hot girl on here, that way I could sift
through tons of creepy emails, instead of sending them all
So, you've got a great job, a house, a car. Your friends are
encouraging and supportive. Your family adores you. Dogs, cats, and
children flock to you.
But, you're just missing that little something. You just need a
little more flavor. Something to keep you on your toes.
I've met your type before and I know just what you need.
I can provide you with a ration of anxiety attacks, sleep
disturbances, and newfound paranoia. I am also willing to upset the
most solid of friendships, anger your mother, and challenge your
ability to keep your job. I can convince you that you are
responsible for my well-being, and, despite the havoc I leave in my
wake, you will be inexplicably attracted to me.
I'm sure you're wondering how I will accomplish this feat. That is
not important. My undeniable sex appeal, charm, and natural talent
for mayhem will not fail.
What you should be asking is why. Why would you want this? Well,
you'll be the first to admit that your comfortable life is getting
quite dull. Once our courtship ensues you will have a renewed
appreciation for the ho-hum. You'll catch glimpses of the life you
once had...casual drinks after work, football on Sundays, barbeques
in the summertime...and though you'll long for those days, you will
feel wounded, crippled, unable to crawl back to that time.
Eventually, though, I will feel you've had enough. I will leave you
helpless, friendless, and so accustomed to my insatiable sex drive
that you will continue to be isolated, frightened, and
incapacitated in my absence. A ghost from your past life will find
you, just before you turn to hard drugs to soothe your scarred
psyche, and will nurse you back to emotional health.
This journey, this voyage will create a lifetime of unwavering
appreciation for all of the things you had once thought to be dull.
Food will taste better. Laughter will be more joyful. Warm human
contact will be orgasmic. Plus, you will have an abundance of
interesting stories to share with your loved ones. This experience
may even lead to a new career as a motivational speaker.
Why am I willing to offer this life changing experience?
Well, frankly, I really need a good back rub right now.
In all seriousness, I will work through hard times and do what it
takes to make the right person happy. I have a son, Jericho, who is
beautiful and healthy and lives with his mother in PA.
What I’m doing with my life
I am opening and running a store with a lifelong friend here in
Gretna where I just moved.. I have a passion for jokes and want to
do more stand up.
I’m really good at
I am really good at dancing, video games and chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One of my favorite books is Dragon Tears by Dean Koontz. I also
love The Cell by Stephan King. As far as Music goes, I would hardly
know where to start! I listen to a lot of electronic music but I am
trying to stay out of that scene... it's become too much about the
drugs and not the music. I love country but don't have anyone else
to listen to it with. I like Rage against the Machine, The Red Hot
Chili Peppers, Sublime, Offspring, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie,
Pearl Jam, Jimi Hendrix, Alice in Chains, Daft Punk, Dead Mouse,
The occasional Slim Shady, Weird Al and far to many to keep going.
The six things I could never do without
There is only one thing I could not live without and that is Love
in all of its variouse forms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend alot of time thinking about what I am going to do with my
life and if I will ever find someone like me who wants similar
things and has similar dreams. I beleive that there are three kinds
of love. There is the love of a friend, the love of a lover, and
then a stage past that where two people can make the conscious
decision outside of their emotional love to love one another on
another level. It's normally a bad decision cause two people are
almost never at that level of love at the same time but that is
what I strive for in my life, to find that love.
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to like to go to raves on the weekends. Now I am cleaning up
my act and focusing on work and looking for a partner in life to
experience things with. I let myself love too easily and get hurt a
lot, but I am not going to stop I am just going to keep doing me. I
do love to go dancing and try to add that in to anything I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I talk about myself a lot, not because I am so awesome,
but because I need to build myself back up.
You should message me if
If you want to have a good laugh, if you believe in loyalty, being
yourself and above all else, Love.
^^^^ I am so corny lol