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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 7
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from space camp
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
1. I love to make lists.
2. Despite the fact that I'm straight, I think Xanadu may be one of the best movies ever made.
3. I really dig ambiguous euphemisms. Know what I mean?!?
4. I'm grappling with a karaoke addiction.
5. I have a pretty girl fetish.
6. I challenge you to keep my company and not have a genuine belly laugh.
7. I get smitten when I see feet sticking out of the passenger side window.
8. I'm insatiable.
10. 9 was left intentionally blank so that you could imagine something nice about me. Or yourself. I'm sure you deserve it.
11. I taught my cat how to high five.
12. I work far more than I'd like. But I run the best beer bar in Austin. It's something of a labor of love.
13. I've eaten a Snickers bar 95' underwater.
14. Just thinking about Uchi makes me emotional.
15. I laugh in my sleep. A lot.
16. I miss my grandparents.
17. I spend more time dicking around with my motorcycle than I do riding it. But that's about to change.
18. I tend to get naked on my birthday.
19. I have an affinity for elaborate pranks.
20. Turns out, I like camping.
21. My inner dialogues often become outer dialogues. (I talk to myself. Embarrassingly so.)
22. I have innumerous stories inside of me.
23. You. I like you.

I am warm, sunshine, blue skies..
I am the squeak of fresh snow underfoot. I am a meandering thermocline in the sea. I am the waning cats purr as it falls asleep. I am a gail of rain against a picture window. I am warm toes touching cold feet. I am the effervescence of San Pellegrino first thing in the morning. I am that sensation you get right before the acid kicks in. I am the long forgotten song playing on the radio. I am the lock of hair winding and unwinding around your finger. I am the orange twist in a Negroni. I am the first splash of a class IV whitewater. I am that birthday card you won't throw away. I am the radiators hum. I am the yellowing love letters at the bottom of a sock drawer. I am an illegible tombstone. I am the reassuring tug of your parachute opening. I am the one honest cabbie in Bangkok. I am Mentos and Diet Coke. I am a tachyon. I am a Sunday Times crossword. I am ball lightning.
Some days I am most of these. Some none. But I try.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reconciling the 25 year old that just turned 40.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not gloating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fanned this question out to my friends. The consensus was charming, funny, and wicked cute. I'll take any one of those.
And someone mentioned something about "narcissism". I don't know what that is. Nor have I the time to look into it as I am quite busy polishing all of my mirrors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Far too numerous. But here's a glimpse.
Book: The People Of Paper
Band: The Weakerthans
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My brother
2. Mozarts K37 andante.
3. The smell of carbon copies.
4. Very likely, a strain of bacteria we don't even know exists.
5. Touching fleece.
6. The sea. And being beneath it.
7- Because I love the asymmetrical beauty of prime numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd be thinking about were I not thinking about what I'm currently thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my best to facilitate a atypical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been paid for those stories. I'm contractually obligated not to reprint them.
But I can tell them...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind being quoted in the haiku essay I may or may not be writing about this website.