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Davillustrate

27 M Westerville, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a twisted sense of humor and I make puns way too often. I paint pretty things and tell stories for a living. I got my shit mostly together. There's, like, some poo over there by the door that I haven't put in this pile yet, but trust me, that shit will be together with this shit real soon. That's how on top of it I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By night I'm a freelance illustrator, I'm writing my first novel, and by day I work for an indie game dev in Dublin, Ohio.

My artwork: www.davidroberthovey.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puns, painting, debating, dirty jokes, storytelling, video games, adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm one of those friendly to anyone people. I like getting people to laugh or thanking people who don't get thanked very often. I put phone operators on hold and sing to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love me some Douglas Adams, Phillip Pulman, Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov. American Gods is amazing, and The Golden Compass changed my young life. I love Children of Men, Shaun of the Dead, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I watch Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Adventure Time. Alt-J is awesome, Radiohead is a favorite. Chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
Patience
Family
Art
Stories
Dancing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'll write my next chapter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting. Adventuring. Telling stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate it when your room is dark and the closet light is on. I don't care how cozy I am in bed, I'm turning off that damn light.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you like jokes? Do you like art? Do you like things that we all do in secret because society has taught us it's evil? I am a purveyor of these and many other sundry things in both word and deed.