Probably a good idea to mention that I am looking for a partner - not a buddy to play around with sexually. No judgement. Promise. I'm just looking for the whole package, not JUST sex, yeah? - So seriously, if you're twenty two, twenty three, or twenty....anything, really I am too old for you. If you're even younger, well, maybe I'm a friend of your moms, so probably better to pass me by, yes? Please, I'm askin', don't write to see if I want to "hook up", "get a massage", "take your virginity" or any variation thereof. I'm so sorry, I know this might come across as bitchy, although at the moment I am kinda laughing about it, but I've just had - one - too many of those and it's just a bit much. Yikes!
Conversely, if I've looked at your profile and have not written it doesn't necessarily mean I'm not interested. It could mean that I've seen the age range you're looking for and I fall outside of it. If that's the case I'll probably keep quiet. Just so you know.
Believing the best about people is easy for me. Gets me into trouble sometimes, but I'm sure that's true for a lot of us, right? I like that I do this, and I feel that with the right guy believing the best is gonna be the right thing to have done. So I'm going to keep doing it. Nyah.
I'm pretty typical in lots of ways. Maybe less so in others. Just looking for the right guy now. It would make me real happy to have someone I can't wait to see when my work day is over.
....and for him to feel the same way about me.
When it comes to who I'm looking for it's pretty basic. A super good, warm hearted guy who I think is cute, and who doesn't take himself too seriously. Irreverence is big with me. I'd love to meet someone who will help me relax and get out of my head.
Would be better if you are not a couch potato. Likewise, I don't need a guy who's doing triathalons every weekend. But I am pretty healthy, and it would be great if you could run up a flight of stairs without falling down and wetting yourself.
I'm not obsessed with whether or not you know a lot about wine, the "finer things in life", whatever those are, or whether or not you're rich. - That stuff is all wonderful. I'm not knocking it at all. It's always good to learn new things. It's just not necessary for me to be happy. Like I wrote above, I just want someone I think is cute, funny, and who can help me lift really heavy things sometimes. Oh, and be available to have dinner with me on my birthday.
So there ya go. Lemme know if you think any of this sounds good, yeah?