Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm coming back to this site with trepidation.
I'm a good person. Funny. Smart enough, I think (but most people
probably think that, right?). Dating is awkward and makes me feel
like a spaz.
I should probably go back and check how I answered OKCupid's
infinite questions. It's been a while. I'm sure shit's changed. Oh,
that's something, I can swear like a truck driver, so heads
Also, heads up that I have lots of gay friends and I let my dog
sleep with me. I never would have thought those were things, but I
guess they are for some people. Fair enough.
I have a feeling this profile is all going to come across as harsh,
which isn't what I want, but the truth is, while going out and all
is great, my dream is to find someone I like so much that even just
sitting around doing nothing with him, is fun. Because that would
be amazing. I'm pretty sure that's out there. Just haven't found
I'm gonna be blunt and say that if you're in your twenties, please,
do not write to me because you want me to Miyagi you into an
amazing lover of women, yeah? Yes, you are all very beautiful, but
I could be your mommy. And that's weird. I really want to be with
someone, someday, who is right for me. I don't want to go clubbing.
Let's face it, I'm too old for that stuff. And I'm good with that.
Now I'm going to make mySELF laugh and write that when you're
older, you'll understand. How's THAT for parental?
If you're in your thirties, OK, maybe.
If you're in your forties, cool.
If you're in your fifties, also cool.
If you're Chris Pratt, PERFECT, that guy is HILARIOUS.
So yeah, cute guys who are sweet and can make me laugh? BRILLIANT.
Sign me up.
I'm sure I'll have to edit this later, but for now, that's it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Thinking. Sleeping. Boring, yes? Yes - And probably a big
part of why I'm still on my own - but true.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty good at my work, which includes gardening, painting, picture
framing, some interior decorating. Basically all sorts of
unnecessary things that make life prettier. If it's LEGAL, and it
will help me pay for my house, I will do it. Oh, and I think I'm
good at making people feel welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm funny, I think. Loud sometimes. Here's a joke; Why are
there so many tree lined streets in Paris? Answer.... Because
German soldiers like to march in the shade. If you're too young to
get that joke, you are probably too young for me.... but thank you
for reading. I'm guessing that American, Australian and English
guys will like that joke. French guys, probably not so much. Sorry
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love a lot of stuff. Too much to list. I think the Beatles were
the best band EVER. Favorite movie is To Kill a Mockingbird. The
end makes me teary EVERY single time. Very sad Jon Stewart is going
away. But I'm real curious to see what this new Trevor guy is gonna
do. Can't wait to see what Colbert does. I love all the wrong kinds
of food, pizza, burgers, corn dogs, french fries, but I like a lot
of the good stuff, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music in the car.
Science fiction movie references (my brother told me not to mention
Star Wars, but I think those references are funny, so there).
Lulu, my doggy
Ricky Gervais (I hope he lives forEVER).
My mom (I hope she does too!!!! - in fact I could do without all
the other things if I could make that last one happen).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone read this far into someone's profile? I'd like to think
so, but I'm not sure. Truth? - I've been spending a lot of time
trying to figure some stuff out. I'm gonna leave it at that for
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home working (please don't be disappointed), or occasionally out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get embarrassed if I cry in front of people. I'm fragile and it
bugs me sometimes. I cannot hold my liquor. I'm a sucker for crew
cuts with sideburns. My hair is actually curly/wavy - And
occasionally when I'm laughing really hard I do that snorty thing.
So there you go...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to find someone to be nice to, and who will be nice to
you. And guys, I know this is a long profile, sorry, but here's the
thing, I do want someone who makes me feel like I'm the girl. - Not
saying you have to be some super macho guy who's completely out of
touch with his feelings and never cries. That would be bad. I'm
just a little tomboyish and somehow it seems like I've met lots of
guys who are "tomgirlish" - which leaves me feeling like a (very
small) lumberjack. If you worry about breaking a sweat, or the
color of your jeans more than I do.... that could be a thing.
Doesn't mean you aren't a GREAT guy - just probably not my....
great guy. - But still GREAT!
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