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50 Concord, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:49am
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Hi. I'm coming back to this site with trepidation. The holidays are upon us. The most wonderful time of the year, yeah? Except for people asking if you're still single (sigh). Still, the cookies are good. And please don't thinkn less of me, but I actually love a lot of Chirstmas songs. THERE.....I said it.

I'm a good person. Funny. Smart enough, I think (but most people probably think that, right?). Dating is awkward and makes me feel like a spaz.

I should probably go back and check how I answered OKCupid's infinite questions. It's been a while. I'm sure shit's changed. Oh, that's something, I can swear like a truck driver, so heads up.

Also, heads up that I have lots of gay friends and I let my dog sleep with me. I never would have thought those were things, but I guess they are for some people. Fair enough.

I have a feeling this profile is all going to come across as harsh, which isn't what I want, but the truth is, while going out and all is great, my dream is to find someone I like so much that even just sitting around doing nothing with him, is fun. Because that would be amazing. I'm pretty sure that's out there. Just haven't found it.

I'm gonna be blunt and say that if you're in your twenties, please, do not write to me because you want me to Miyagi you into an amazing lover of women, yeah? Yes, you are all very beautiful, but I could be your mommy. And that's weird. I really want to be with someone, someday, who is right for me. I don't want to go clubbing. Let's face it, I'm too old for that stuff. And I'm good with that. Now I'm going to make mySELF laugh and write that when you're older, you'll understand. How's THAT for parental?

If you're in your thirties, OK, maybe.

If you're in your forties, cool.

If you're in your fifties, also cool.

If you're Chris Pratt, PERFECT, that guy is HILARIOUS.

So yeah, cute guys who are sweet and can make me laugh? BRILLIANT. Sign me up.

I'm sure I'll have to edit this later, but for now, that's it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Thinking. Sleeping. Boring, yes? Yes - And probably a big part of why I'm still on my own - but true.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty good at my work, which includes gardening, painting, picture framing, some interior decorating. Basically all sorts of unnecessary things that make life prettier. If it's LEGAL, and it will help me pay for my house, I will do it. Oh, and I think I'm good at making people feel welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm funny, I think. Loud sometimes. Here's a joke; Why are there so many tree lined streets in Paris? Answer.... Because German soldiers like to march in the shade. If you're too young to get that joke, you are probably too young for me.... but thank you for reading. I'm guessing that American, Australian and English guys will like that joke. French guys, probably not so much. Sorry French guys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love a lot of stuff. Too much to list. I think the Beatles were the best band EVER. Favorite movie is To Kill a Mockingbird. The end makes me teary EVERY single time. Very sad Jon Stewart is going away. But I'm real curious to see what this new Trevor guy is gonna do. Can't wait to see what Colbert does. I love all the wrong kinds of food, pizza, burgers, corn dogs, french fries, but I like a lot of the good stuff, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music in the car.
My garden.
Science fiction movie references (my brother told me not to mention Star Wars, but I think those references are funny, so there).
Lulu, my doggy
Ricky Gervais (I hope he lives forEVER).
My mom (I hope she does too!!!! - in fact I could do without all the other things if I could make that last one happen).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone read this far into someone's profile? I'd like to think so, but I'm not sure. Truth? - I got my heart broken a couple of years ago, so I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure some stuff out. I'm gonna leave it at that for now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home working (please don't be disappointed), or occasionally out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get embarrassed if I cry in front of people. I'm fragile and it bugs me sometimes. I cannot hold my liquor. I'm a sucker for crew cuts with sideburns. My hair is actually curly/wavy - And occasionally when I'm laughing really hard I do that snorty thing. So there you go...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to find someone to be nice to, and who will be nice to you. And guys, I know this is a long profile, sorry, but here's the thing, I do want someone who makes me feel like I'm the girl. - Not saying you have to be some super macho guy who's completely out of touch with his feelings and never cries. That would be bad. I'm just a little tomboyish and somehow it seems like I've met lots of guys who are "tomgirlish" - which leaves me feeling like a (very small) lumberjack. If you worry about breaking a sweat, or the color of your jeans more than I do.... that could be a thing. Doesn't mean you aren't a GREAT guy - just probably not my.... great guy. - But still GREAT!