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27 Portland, OR Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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If Hugh Grant and Nicolas Cage had a bastard son, it would be me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Watching every single video on YouTube.
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't even know where to start with books. Off the top of my head Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez (honestly all his books are good, but that was the first I read), Homage to Catalonia by Orwell. I'm pretending to read Infinite Jest right now.

Musically, David Bowie (it's stupid how much I love Bowie), The Clash, Nick Cave, The Gun Club, T. Rex, Iggy Pop, Sparks, Television, The Kinks, Pulp, Scott Walker, Pere Ubu, and on and on... I love Rock n' Roll. Punk, Garage, Psychedelic, Rockabilly, Soul, Glam, you name it. I'm pretty open to all music, but I will judge you on your tastes.

Also I love movies. Classics, tacky B movies, and lifetime originals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strings, preferably in tune.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly? How much I despise this city. I'll get out of here one day, dead or alive.
You should message me if
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You want to know more about my superb Kermit the Frog impression and my mediocre Michael Caine.

Also I'm an avid traveler, and would always love more friends in far off places.