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31 Clearwater, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Man where do i start, Internet dating is like playing hide n seek In the dark, everyone running around in the dark hoping not to run into someone that ruins your life. I am really creative but have no direction unless I am hands on; so to that every year for Hallows eve i do special effects makeup. I like dogs and cats and just about any animal, even spiders. I have a thing for penguins.

By day I am a techie and i fix broken shit and talk to dumb people but, it pays the bills. I am basically a domesticated bear and have moments of being a shut in and some days I'm a social butterfly.

I love all kinds of music that spans whole genres. If its groovy I probably will like it, from swing to deathmetal and most things between.
This is a work in progress so there is much more. Just ask
What I’m doing with my life
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Working :/ but then again aren't we all and it does have it advantages. Trying to not go crazy in Florida summers or get ran over by old people.
Trying to figure out a way to balance work, college, life
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Creativity, I have a Technicolor brain and it is on full blast. Also I can do SPFX makeup like zombies, vampires etc
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos, eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The walking dead, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking bad. NOVA, The joy of painting *happy trees*. The Rachael maddow show.

Music.. metal, rock, alternative, Industrial, dubstep (I know)

Books are sci-fi and fantasy. King, goodkind, Lovecraft, Seuss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pumpkin spice anything
My brother
Dihydrogen monoxide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women. I mean come on this is OK cupid after all.
Stories for writing I'll never have time to do, tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home and unwinding what ever way strikes me that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat ice cream with a fork
You should message me if
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You want to talk to someone who will listen and has an open mind about just about anything .