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25 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French, Spanish

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My self-summary
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lol idk stfu kkkk wat
Do you like post-hardcore???? PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU LIKE POST-HARDCORE. Thank you.

I'm ridiculous and humor iz most important in mah lyyyfahh

I usually find it difficult to be friends with someone who categorically dislikes hip-hop, but at the same time, it's just music.

puhlease don't contact me if you're an alcoholic.

I wrote a blog about how to get over depression (

I am very straight-forward. I am picky about who I spend my time with, so for your own sake, please don't bother messaging me if you're not a super hottie with a full and vibrant life :-/ <3
What I’m doing with my life
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Making it my bitch. Fucking the system. Cursing a lot. Dancing when dancing is inappropriate and also dancing when it is appropriate and yet NO ONE ELSE IS DANCING LIKE WHYYYY. Making up songs! R-r-reeemiiix. Being a pathetic college graduate. Laughing at evvvverything and standing up for people who can't stand up for themselves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling people to fuck off. Telling people that I love them more than anything in the world. And pretty much literally everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books- polluted promises by Melissa Checker, White Oleander, the Red Tent etc.... Idk I want to read more.

movies- pretty much all comedies, even shitty comedies, reservoir dogs, god bless america, inglorious basterds, tank girl...

shows- 30 rock, arrested development, eastbound and down, trailer park boys, south park, snl, the daily show, parks and recreation, the office.... I dont watch much anymore.

music- o'death, deftones, tool and a perfect circle, good dubstep s/a zeds dead and engine earz experiment and other electronic music, particularly glitch hop like pretty lights, Bonobo, Fracture Design, celldweller, mimosa, then also mf doom, aesop rock, kendrick lamar, jay z, lots of rap and such, HAPPY MUSIC, folk and bluegrass, funk, George Clinton, grimy punk rock and quite a bit of metal like Gojira and Tesseract but hardxcore and happy hardxcore are also big in my life like Attack Attack and A Day To Remember and I See Stars and soooooooooooo much more.

FUCK mind control media mutual masturbation.

Though it's fun to talk about.

I love art.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
believing that my sanity is still intact.... by extension, I couldn't live without hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existential crises
how to help myself
how to help others
my successful business
this fucking year and next fucking year and adopting children
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
this question is two thumbs down
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a private pirate yar.
You should message me if
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you are communicative, open, honest, bleeding heart, have been through some shit in life, but still stay grounded, I don't know... you're either going to message me, or you're not.... so... haaaeeeeee