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DayvanCowboys

25 M Easton, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writing words. Driving while jammin tunes. Getting drunk and acting a fool on the dance floor. My life is a continual shitshow of surprises, awkwardness, and dramatic irony.

Have something positive to say about Spider-Man or Ian MacKaye's post-Minor Threat/Pre-Fugazi band Embrace and I'll propose marriage on the spot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the process of moving back to Easton after living in Pittsburgh for the last three years.

Really though I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing with all the brains in my head and energy in my bones. Sometimes I write and forget about it. Other times I eat my feelings away.

I also am waiting for the day when I have enough time to devout to adopting a dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an omelette.
Not sweating the little things.
Finding the humor in poop, farts, and barf.
Overthinking every decision I make.
Getting hyped on Penguins hockey and Pirates baseball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. Super short but I do have a deep voice, it's like a barrel of thunder. That's always an interesting juxtaposition for people to first experience.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
-Currently reading-
Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby
Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics
Johnathan Hickman's Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol. 1

-Favorites-
Harvey Pekar's American Splendor
Adrian Tomine's Optic Nerve
David Wong's John Dies at the End
Alan Moore's Watchmen
Steven Hall's The Raw Shark Texts
Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves

Movies:
They Live!
Snatch
Beetlejuice
Bladerunner
Big Trouble in Little China
tons more

TV:
Futurama
King of the Hill
Breaking Bad
Parks and Rec
Community
30 Rock
Sherlock
Degrassi

Music:
Most of my music is an eclectic mix of chilled out electronic tunes, upbeat Pop Punk, sludgy metal, and fast hardcore.
If you need a list:
Tycho
Com Truise
Boards of Canada
Lemuria
Mouth of the Architect
Embrace
Rites of Spring
Baroness
If you want to look for yourself:
http://www.last.fm/user/Rorschach4100
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comics
2. My journal
3. Good tunes
4. A hot shower
5. Whiskey/Bourbon/Scotch
6. The city of Pittsburgh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to decide if cloning myself to avoid work would lead to an infinite number of clones all trying to avoid doing work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in front of my computer laughing at some video on the Internet. On special occasions, I get to go out to a bar with a few friends and they let me dance like I've never left the house before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm disgustingly addicted to the Canadian teen drama, Degrassi. I'm not kidding. I will drop everything I am doing to catch the latest episode. I often live-tweet each episode.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can spaceghetto while eating.

You're a confident, intelligent woman who is a huge fucking dork about something.

You're a rad chick with an even radder pixie cut who wants to lay in bed and listen to The Rolling Stones or Zeppelin or Hendrix while the snow falls in the sunlight.

You want to run the table like Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in The Color of Money with me at Belvedere's on a Saturday night.