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DazeyChainsaw

38 F Chattahoochee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It's time for us to acknowledge the inevitable, and begin to prepare.
The zombie apocalypse is coming, and if we don't get it together now, we will pay later.
I'm a 37 year old poly BBW and I'm looking to outfit my Zombie Apocalypse Strike Force. I am polyamorous and married to Polyguy1973, I'm looking for someone who's got some guts, is honest, not just interested in a one night fling and who has a sense of humor. As in, if this has made you chuckle, you're cool.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a registered nurse, working in oncology, which has prepared me to be chief medical officer on our team. I work nights as well, so I keep bizarre hours. In a polyamorous marriage with a great man, raising my son and collecting single malt scotch. I read constantly, am a movie snob and am obsessed with comic book superheroes.
I’m really good at
Cooking, history, conversation, a million weird little facts, trivia, you name it. I'll try almost anything once and I've been told (cringe) that I'm funny. And I kind of have a thing for horror movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, take no prisoners style, the fact that I'm probably going to say something you're not supposed to say, confidence and a definite lack of BS.....That my hair color is constantly changing. Or the stud in my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yikes. Too many books to list! Just started the Red Riding Quartet and am in love with it.
Movies: My favorite movie will always be "The Godfather", followed by "Amadeus", "Road to Perdition", "The Dark Knight", anything Judd Apatow, "Sunset Boulevard"....yeah, this list is going to get way too long fast!
Shows: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, OZ and my all time favorite Homicide: Life on the Street. I have a good idea I'm going to be all geeked up on Turn and I adore True Detective.
Music: Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead etc...(hippie chick), Dropkick Murphys, Old Crow Medicine Show, Flogging Molly, alternative, 90's grunge....
Food: Japanese (sushi!), good pizza, Mexican, Italian, Jewish cuisine, vegetarian stuff and good steak. I'm not a picky eater per se, but I'm not a fan of chain restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Oh good lord. Seriously? Okay. A good weapon stockpile, a full first aid kit, food and water supplies, a working vehicle, team members who don't piss me off and good weather. This is an essentially boneheaded question that doesn't tell me squat about who someone is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Political stuff, social issues, life, what to tattoo next, what the hell my son does all day that gets him so dirty, ghost stories, where my keys are, random and various other stuff and how many people are thinking "this bitch is crazy" as they read this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either hanging out with the husband and my son, talking to friends or out on girl's night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been a naughty, naughty girl....
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 36–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can deal with the fact that I am married, but not monogamous (and yes, he knows and approves. You don't have to worry about psycho husband drama), if you don't mind fwb/relationship over one night stands, if you know why "The Empire Strikes Back" is the best of the "Star Wars" movies, you know all the words to "867-5309/Jenny", if you love "Firefly" and are hopelessly devoted to "The Walking Dead"....and aren't scared to airhole a couple walkers.