Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's time for us to acknowledge the inevitable, and begin to
The zombie apocalypse is coming, and if we don't get it together
now, we will pay later.
I'm a poly BBW and I'm looking to outfit my Zombie Apocalypse
Strike Force. I am polyamorous and married to Polyguy1973, I'm
looking for someone who's got some guts, is honest, not just
interested in a one night fling and who has a sense of humor. As
in, if this has made you chuckle, you're cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a registered nurse, working in oncology, which has prepared me
to be chief medical officer on our team. I work nights as well, so
I keep bizarre hours. In a polyamorous marriage with a great man,
raising my son and collecting single malt scotch. I read
constantly, am a movie snob and am obsessed with comic book
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, history, conversation, a million weird little facts,
trivia, you name it. I'll try almost anything once and I've been
told (cringe) that I'm funny. And I kind of have a thing for horror
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, take no prisoners style, the fact that I'm probably going
to say something you're not supposed to say, confidence and a
definite lack of BS.....That my hair color is constantly changing.
Or the stud in my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yikes. Too many books to list! Just started the Red Riding Quartet
and am in love with it.
Movies: My favorite movie will always be "The Godfather", followed
by "Amadeus", "Road to Perdition", "The Dark Knight", anything Judd
Apatow, "Sunset Boulevard"....yeah, this list is going to get way
too long fast!
Shows: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, OZ and my all
time favorite Homicide: Life on the Street. I have a good idea I'm
going to be all geeked up on Turn and I adore True Detective.
Music: Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead etc...(hippie chick), Dropkick
Murphys, Old Crow Medicine Show, Flogging Molly, alternative, 90's
Food: Japanese (sushi!), good pizza, Mexican, Italian, Jewish
cuisine, vegetarian stuff and good steak. I'm not a picky eater per
se, but I'm not a fan of chain restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh good lord. Seriously? Okay. A good weapon stockpile, a full
first aid kit, food and water supplies, a working vehicle, team
members who don't piss me off and good weather. This is an
essentially boneheaded question that doesn't tell me squat about
who someone is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Political stuff, social issues, life, what to tattoo next, what the
hell my son does all day that gets him so dirty, ghost stories,
where my keys are, random and various other stuff and how many
people are thinking "this bitch is crazy" as they read this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with the husband and my son, talking to friends
or out on girl's night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been a naughty, naughty girl....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can deal with the fact that I am married, but not monogamous
(and yes, he knows and approves. You don't have to worry about
psycho husband drama), if you don't mind fwb/relationship over one
night stands, if you know why "The Empire Strikes Back" is the best
of the "Star Wars" movies, you know all the words to
"867-5309/Jenny", if you love "Firefly" and are hopelessly devoted
to "The Walking Dead"....and aren't scared to airhole a couple
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