Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm passionate about culture, music, documentaries. I love a person
with good grooming and a general sense of style. I hate unkempt
beards, unchecked beer bellies, drinking as an activity (during
food or other activities? Can be totally fun. Just please have
I love people, strangers, children. Sometimes. Sometimes I want to
hold hands with ancient crones on the train, and sometimes I want
to punt a baby across a room. I never do either, though. Don't
I love sticking out my tongue at children on the train, especially
while their parents are looking away and don't believe them.
I'm not just an atheist. I'm a "don't care"- ist. I literally tire
of even talking about what happens when we die. It subtracts those
minutes from your life.
I am in a loving, supportive relationship with a fantastic human
being. We're open, but he's my priority. If you're the type who
can't date more than one person you like at a time, now is your
chance to hit the back button. I don't enjoy talking on the phone
for long periods of time unless I know you well, so if you live
outside the NYC area I think you should wait until you're going to
be in the city to do much more than message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make media I can be proud of. In the meantime, I wear
many other hats. Seriously, an unbelievable amount of hats have
been on this head. Check the one in my photos for an example.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages. Being easygoing and making conversation. Archery, if I
recall correctly from this one time when I was 12.
I can turn you into a zombie, a beauty queen, or anything in
between with my makeup skills.
I can't think of anything else. How depressing. I've gotta go think
about my life now...
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice that I have my own way of going about things,
I think. I say what I think, and mean what I say. They tend to be
amused, though I'm never sure if they're laughing at or with me.
I'm opinionated, but I like to think I don't go full blast unless
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit (recommend highly to
Wild by Cheryl Strayed (because she's real and owns her shit)
Laura Antoniou (bonus points for having read The Marketplace)
Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
I've had a ton of David Sedaris on the Kindle lately, so I
apologize in advance if I'm terribly self- effacing and self-
aggrandizing at the same time.
Jazz. I'm a Davis or Ellington man, myself. Coltrane is a bit too
frenetic for me, and we all know what happened to The Bird. Bessie
Smith, Ella Fitzgerald, all day long.
Spike Jonze anything
Charlie Kaufman anything
Daily Show/ Colbert
The Big Lebowski
Keep the River on your Right
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Love pasta, Spanish, Mexican, sushi, vietnamese food. All food. Who
am I even kidding?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comfortable shoes (or shoes that are hot enough to be worth
music listening device
Lists of things I could never do without. Am I right? God, I live
for them. Invigorating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The implications of mass media on the uninitiated. Post- feminism
and standpoint theory. Whether that cheese in the fridge is still
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on makeup and probably not going anywhere deserving of the
effort. That's New York for you. All dressed up, and too many
places to go.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a hamster when I was 8. His name was MC Hamster. I had an
iguana when I was 9. His name was Iggy Pop. My dog's name was
Kermit the Dog.
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