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Dbaguette

30 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm passionate about culture, music, documentaries. I love a person with good grooming and a general sense of style. I hate unkempt beards, unchecked beer bellies, drinking as an activity (during food or other activities? Can be totally fun. Just please have other hobbies!).

I love people, strangers, children. Sometimes. Sometimes I want to hold hands with ancient crones on the train, and sometimes I want to punt a baby across a room. I never do either, though. Don't worry.

I actually really love children in the city, because they seem like the only canaries in the coal mine asking why we're doing these things to ourselves. I see a child bursting into tears at the top of a stairway, and think "He's just sayin' what we're all thinking." I love sticking out my tongue at children on the train, especially while their parents are looking away and don't believe them.

I'm not just an atheist. I'm a "don't care"- ist. I literally tire of even talking about what happens when we die. It subtracts those minutes from your life.

Apparently my profile hasn't been clear enough: I am looking for short term relationships, long term friendship, nothing serious or exclusive. Obviously when there's an honest connection, I will have no problem running with it and might find myself in another LTR someday. It will probably still be an open relationship. If you're the type who can't date more than one person you like at a time, now is your chance to hit the back button. I don't enjoy talking on the phone for long periods of time unless I know you well, so if you live outside the NYC area I think you should wait until you're going to be in the city to do much more than message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to make media I can be proud of. In the meantime, I wear many other hats. Seriously, an unbelievable amount of hats have been on this head. Check the one in my photos for an example.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages. Being easygoing and making conversation. Archery, if I recall correctly from this one time when I was 12.
I can turn you into a zombie, a beauty queen, or anything in between with my makeup skills.
I can't think of anything else. How depressing. I've gotta go think about my life now...
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice that I have my own way of going about things, I think. I say what I think, and mean what I say. They tend to be amused, though I'm never sure if they're laughing at or with me. I'm opinionated, but I like to think I don't go full blast unless asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
Vonnegut anything
I've had a ton of David Sedaris on the Kindle lately, so I apologize in advance if I'm terribly self- effacing and self- aggrandizing at the same time.
Jazz. I'm a Davis or Ellington man, myself. Coltrane is a bit too frenetic for me, and we all know what happened to The Bird.
Spike Jonze anything
Charlie Kaufman anything
The Wire
Mad Men
Daily Show/ Colbert
Brick
The Big Lebowski
Arrested Development
Archer
30 Rock
Keep the River on your Right
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Love pasta, Spanish, Mexican, sushi, vietnamese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lip balm
Comfortable shoes (or shoes that are hot enough to be worth discomfort)
music listening device
caffeine
hugs
Lists of things I could never do without. Am I right? God, I live for them. Invigorating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The implications of mass media on the uninitiated. Post- feminism and standpoint theory. Whether that cheese in the fridge is still good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on makeup and probably not going anywhere deserving of the effort. That's New York for you. All dressed up, and too many places to go.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a hamster when I was 8. His name was MC Hamster. I had an iguana when I was 9. His name was Iggy Pop. My dog's name was Kermit the Dog.
You should message me if
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You can't handle bros.

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