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My self-summary Propose an edit

What's good all you Okcupid browsers!!! What can I say about me that doesn't make me sound like the over confident, concieted, shallow individual that I am? Ok let's start by stating the obvious, I'm incredibly good looking. It's to the point where sometimes I think maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. But then I realize that until I get old and ugly I don't have to worry about such things lol!! Anyway, I don't really like talking about myself in these little self summary things because to be honest, I'm a bit to amazing to summarize. I'm basically the shit. And I know what you're thinking, that I'm just your run of the mill, cocky douchebag, but you would be incorrect. I actually am not quite as into myself as this would leave you to believe, almost, but not quite. And if you would like to get to know the real me, by all means drop me a line on here or give me a call!!! If you want the number just ask, or look in your local yellow pages for the sexiest man alive....I should be listed lol. And for all you myspacers out there you can check out more Big D awesomeness at www.myspace.com/coc_records !!!!

P.S. I'm tired of being told my math is wrong on a particular okcupid question that everyone and their brother seem to be getting wrong so I'm gonna go ahead and clear the whole problem up.....Let's start shall we?!!

If the price of an apple is increased 50%, and then decreased 50%, making the new price $0.75, what was the original price of the apple?

Ok, so let's assume that (x) is the original price of the apple. The math on this problem should look a little like this.

x = original price

(x * 1.5) * 0.5 = $0.75
1.5x * 0.5 = $0.75
0.75x = $0.75
x = $1.00

Answer: original price is $1.00

Proof:
= $1.00 + $0.50 - 0.5($1.50)
= $1.50 - $0.75
= $0.75

Wow, that was pretty easy wasn't it. Stay tuned next week for another enthralling installment of "Hey, that simple math tricked me!!" Lol

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Basically takin it as it comes at the moment. Working, payin the bills, that whole thing. I'm starting a new job running my own shipping warehouse, so that should be exciting, and I'm about to build a recording studio and that'll be fun. Other than that I'm not doing a whole lot of anything.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Poker!! I can play with the best of them. Put me in the World Poker Tournament and I bet I'd finish in the money. And I play a pretty mean guitar hero, I wish I could play real guitar but for now I'm content with shredding on a plastic guitar replica.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My Tats, I have a half sleeve on my left arm I'm pretty proud of. They were done with a homemade gun(a bent spoon, mechanical pencil, a sharpened guitar string, and a motor out of a car stereo) and suprisingly in my opinion look pretty good . The guy who did them was a close friend of mine that was shot about 4 yrs ago on vine st. so I'm leaving them unfinished in his memory.(R.i.P. Big Rod

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books- Lions of Lucerne, Rainbow Six, LoTR trilogy, The Stand, and just about and Stephen King book. Movies- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Matrix trilogy, The Godfather trilogy, Knocked Up, SuperBad, Grandma's Boy, Advent Children, Logan's Run, Tron. Music- I listen to a majority of Rap, Emo, and Metal. Way too many bands and rappers to list here!! Food- It really doesn't get better than Moe's or Chipotle.(Habeneros is a crappy rip off...They don't even have steak, how ridiculous is that?!!)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. Food 2. Water 3. Air 4. Friends 5. Money 6. My Dog(Dozer)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Financial things, Basically how to balance my bills and my funds without living above my means, which is a problem I need to work on.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Probably out on Main Strausse. At Cosmo's or Pachinko's. Otherwise I'm probably out at the movies, or out Bowling.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

That I actually enjoy a fair number of "chick flicks" i.e. sleepless in seattle, kate and leopold, what women want.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you like to laugh, can hold up your end of a conversation, and are all around an interesting person.

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