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27 M Tampa, FL

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a great sense of humor, I'm sarcastic and cynical, I like to complain sometimes, I work in the financial industry and my name is David... But I'm not Jewish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as an investment advisor at a major investment firm and saving money for my first trip abroad to Russia this summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at giving advice. Making a joke out of anything and everything, especially if it's inappropriate. People tend to get very comfortable when talking to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People are usually quick to notice my sense of humor, blunt honesty, and intelligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books and movies are usually science fiction or fantasy. My favorite music falls into different genres of rock. I love Asian cuisine and Latin cuisine and I'm learning/teaching myself how to cook. So far I like what I cook so that counts for something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, computer, internet, my dog, cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about where I'm going in life. I wonder what my dog is thinking. And sometimes I wonder why it's so hard to find decent, interesting people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays aren't very typical for me. What I do varies from sitting at home to going out to party and drink. I've also recently got myself sucked into the whole hookah craze so if you're an aficionado and have recommendations I'm all for it! I'm usually up for anything though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask away. I'm not that private other than I don't think I'm important enough to be broadcasting my private thoughts to the entire internet, but I'll answer just about anything one on one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to joke around and have fun! Who doesn't love to have fun? Aaaaaand if you'll play Cards Against Humanity with me. Nobody ever loses at that game.

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