Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a great sense of humor, I'm sarcastic and cynical, I like to
complain sometimes, I work in the financial industry and my name is
David... But I'm not Jewish haha
Joking aside though, I'm looking for someone who has a nerdy streak
and an adventurous side. Most of my time is spent watching Netflix,
surfing the web, or playing tabletop games so I want someone to
share that with. Once upon a time I used to be an athlete and one
of these days it might be advantageous to find someone who is
either in shape or in the process of getting into shape to help
motivate me back into it. I like nature, particularly kayaking so
if you want to go out and do something outdoors that'd be great
since most of my circle of friends tend to stay indoors.
In short: I want someone nerdy, possibly looking to get in shape
(or someone who shady is in), and able to show me new things. I
want to spend time with someone and grow together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as an investment advisor at a major investment firm. I
recently got back from a trip to Russia. It was a lot of fun and
I'd be glad to share some stories if you're curious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at giving advice. Making a joke out of anything and
everything, especially if it's inappropriate. People tend to get
very comfortable when talking to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People are usually quick to notice my sense of humor, blunt
honesty, and intelligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game and its sequels, plus
the Bean novel offshoots. I also enjoyed all of the Harry Potter
books, and the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice.
Movies: I'm not a huge movie person in that they're just not
important to me. I enjoy them, but ultimately they don't hold the
same sway over me as books. That being said, I tend to enjoy
superhero movies, action movies, comedies and sci-fi/fantasy
Shows: Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Merlin, Lost
Girl, Lost, House, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy... Again,
action, fantasy and comedies.
Music: This varies because I tend to like Rock and Metal, but
there's always exceptions. There's a small cluster of hip-hop/rap
songs I like, as well as country. All that being said, I tend to
like individual songs more than bands or groups as a whole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, computer, internet, my dog, cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about where I'm going in life. I wonder what my dog is
thinking. And sometimes I wonder why it's so hard to find decent,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays aren't very typical for me. What I do varies from sitting
at home to going out to party and drink. I've also recently got
myself sucked into the whole hookah
craze so if you're an aficionado
and have recommendations I'm all for it! I'm usually up for
As a sidenote, I've sidelined the hookah habit for a bit. I break
it out on request or for social occasions, but don't smoke as much
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask away. I'm not that private other than I don't think I'm
important enough to be broadcasting my private thoughts to the
entire internet, but I'll answer just about anything one on one.
You should message me if
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You want to joke around and have fun! Who doesn't love to have fun?
Aaaaaand if you'll play Cards Against Humanity with me. Nobody ever
loses at that game.
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