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39 Sunnyvale, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:38pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Hawaiian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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So i guess it's time to uppy datty this to northern California, settled into my new apartment, new people and new job. i'm bartending at a restaurant for the moment until i can find someone who wants to pay me for my doodles. i am absolutely loving sunnyvale, i have everything i need within walking distance, it's so nice. i still need to find a place for my Chinese food and sushi fix, so if you are up for it let's have an adventure!


INT: Bedroom Day
Man works on shirt designs at his computer, a booming voice cracks the silence


man takes long drag off his cigarette.

Man: fuck it, why not.

montage of packing, buying plane tickets, airport, wine, wine, wine, arrivals, cigarette, pub.

Fade to black

SFX: rocking 80's theme, probably something from tears for fears or EARLY police.

Credits Roll


ok i guess it's time to update this tired old gettin' to know you thing...i'll try to keep it short and sweet...

I love art! even if i don't agree with it...done nuff said...

film plays into every aspect of my's kind of a pain in the arse.

really hot model type women that trip on their 14 in heels make me crack the hell up every time.

every time i go into the city i try to find the quickest route to web sling there.

i am a geek, a dork...comic books are ART!

comedy nerd...this subject is just way to big to discuss here...if you do not have a sense of humor (yes even at yourself, HELL especially at yourself then i am not for you...i will at some point laugh at you and you BETTER point and laugh at me!

i do not want kids right now...nor do i want ice cream...this does not mean i won't change my mind at some point...i just don't see myself in a place where kids are an option at this point in time...

sigh this was more than i wanted to write...if you want to know something then message me...come on meet me halfway here! can't put my whole life on a dating site...what if somebody STEALS ME! (that poor bastard)

(update 11.4.2013 and yes that is day month year because that makes more sense then the way we are beaten to do in america)

so i can't believe i have to explain this but i have gotten a few questions about it so here we go. i chose bisexual not because i am actively seeking a male companion, but i feel that if you have either kissed someone of the same sex or more and LIKED it and could see yourself doing it again then you are a person who likes to snog both of the sexes on this here mudball we are on, so therefore you are BI-sexual.

do i feel more comfortable with women? yes. am i going to deny myself anything based on the fact that somebody has the same tickle bits i do? NO! so there is my explanation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
right now? ordering chinese take out...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
photoshopping your mom!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
still have no clue...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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sherlock, doctor who, Maron, firefly (yes i know its canceled), tom and jerry, Game of Thrones, Louie...transmetropolitan, world war Z, how to shoot a feature film for 10,000, kevin smiths boring ass life, final cut 7...anything i that makes my spine want to jiggle... anything i cook and my moms chicken salad...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
smokes, red stripe, internet, wine, somewhere to cook

yes booze is on there twice... sometimes its a wine night sometimes its a red stripe night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
web slinging...COME ON!! that would be wicked fun right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
knitting mittens for C.H.U.D.S...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have touched myself...*sobs uncontrollably*...TWICE! also i wish i learned piano
You should message me if
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i don't know...if i knew that then i wouldn't be on here. and by the why do they have a choice for short term dating, what the hell is short term dating? and activity partner, wouldn't that just be a friend? i don't understand this site at all.

also if you have gotten this far you need an award.