Guess what you lucky ladies. I'M BACK!

5' 7" - 162 (last I checked) - Eye color changes with mood (fine don't believe me) usually green'ish. - Brown hair - I wear glasses.(I think I look better with than without) - I've lived in Ukraine, Italy, and Utah - I work nights, so I miss my social life. - I used to want to work for Disney

IF YOU WANNA WRITE ME I PROMISE A UNIQUE LETTER WRITTEN AFTER I'VE VIEWED YOUR PROFILE, WITH JOKES, SNIPPETS OF MY DAY, AND SOMETHING YOU CAN REMEMBER ME BY.

I'm probably pretty shy, but I try not to let people know that. I'm kinda churchy (comes and goes, sorta). I have a few plans for life, but I take what comes. Life's too short for an overabundance of plans, and regrets.

I'm a happy guy, I figure that any bad experience can be turned into a funny story later. My work gets in the way of my social life, so I'm trying out this site. (I do have time for dates... just not a lot of time to meet people) I also have a hero complex.

Other words that describe me are;
Empathetic, Empathic, Stereoscopic, Amaranthian, Childlike, Story-teller Hazel, Talkative, Shy, Honest, Mature, Outgoing, Sometimes not honest, Deductive, and more to come.

Right now I work graveyards, which doesn't leave me with a lot of free time. I'll be going to school in the Fall. I like the mortgage buisness a little bit. I might change my mind, but right now I love psychology, and I think that's what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I'd also like to write a book.

Talking. Listening. Telling Stories. Playing Sports, and Games.
Not Judging. One Liners. Remembering Good Stories. Puns... Sometimes.

I've only done it once (twice now), but I can grow a good beard. (I had a pic somewhere, it was deleted)

I usually don't, but I can.
I'm doing it again... but it wont last unless a girl kisses me then tells me to keep it.
(...Am I easily manipulated? You know what? I don't care)

I'm either really reserved and shy. OR
I'm really childish, and simple. OR
I'm really smart, and funny. OR
I'm really wise, and thoughtful.

It probably depends on my mood more than anything.

the Thief, Calvin and Hobbes, the Name of the Wind, The Black Hole War: My battle with Stephen Hawking to Make the world safe for Quantum Mechanics.
The Gospel according to Larry. (I don't always agree with his opinions, but I LOVED the way he thought)
All of these grabbed me, and I had to finish them, usually within the day.
(Name of the wind had to be read twice in succession, no fooling, and I don't do that)
As an afterthought, Where the Red fern grows, Summer of the Monkeys, and The Hobbit. These were the first 3 books my father read to me. They all effected me.

one movie from each genre I can think of.
Serenity, Better off Dead, Spider-Man, A walk to remember, (that's a secret, don't tell anybody) the Prestige, Stardust, 3:10 to Yuma.
Many others but that covers my favorites per Genre.

Music Depends on my mood.
I like songs that I can sing along with.
I like something easy to sing along to. I like guitars (I need to practice more on mine) and I like lots of oldies. I have a hard time choosing a favorite band, I like music more than the bands.
Some of my favorites are;
100 years to live (Five for Fighting), Wanted (Bon-Jovi)
Sometimes I Imagine (Ernie from Sesame street), Most songs from Musicales
Code Monkey (Jonathan Coultan), Dr. Horribles Sing along Blog (Complicated)
Numb (Linkin Park) One Week (Barenakidladies), Green Memories (Chrono Trigger[No words]), And of course many, many others.

I like it crunchy, cheesy, saucy, or all three. and Italian. Yum.
Grapes, and Ritz crackers, and cheese. I lived off that for almost a week, and I could always do it again.

Bathroom
Kitchen
Pillow
a Book
Breakfast, any kind, any time
Somebody to listen to my stories, or theories, or whatever I'm talking about.

(Is it bad that I put bathroom first? Does that say something about me?)

Abstract Concepts
Funny one liners
Poetry
Games and Sports (my sports not some professionals)
Romance
Stories (mine or others)
Wishing I had more time.
Stories
Stories
Women
and Stories

Working...

On Saturday I;

Wish I was on a date,
Wish I wasn't on a date,
Watching a movie,
Playing a game with friends. (Any kind of game)

The girls I've dated, have treated me more like a psychologist than a suitor.

I mean- I'm a good listener, but... 5 times as many girls have told me their 'Daddy issues' than have given me a kiss. I feel that this is just wrong.

Ok... Maybe it was the Disney phase, maybe it's my younger brothers, but I can still enjoy cartoons.

99% OF MY REPLY'S START WITH. "You are funny, and clever, and didn't ask my boob size. You are really cool, and I want to hear more from you."
98% FORGET TO ADD. "P.S. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN."

I'm back, willing to give this another try. my next paragraph gets a little angry at the end. I was a little bitter when I wrote it.

Message me if you want someone to chat with. I'll listen. If you want it I'll give advice.
If you're willing to give me five minuets of your life more than once, then I'll give you my friendship.
If you write me a letter, I'll write one back, and if I never hear from you again, you better have a boyfriend because you brought me 10 minuets. closer to my grave, and that's how I'll remember you.
You give me half an hour, spread out over time. and I'll learn, and grow, and hopefully you will too.
My friends are important to me. So is my time.

(what I had before)
If you enjoy talking, big words, and puns.
If you're interesting, or if you want to be.
If you want a lolly-pop.